The Middleton
@mightymid.bsky.social
Gamer, IT goblin, witty nonsense generation machine
You could always go in for a buff and shine?
homer simpson is standing in front of a shine-o ball sign
ALT: homer simpson is standing in front of a shine-o ball sign
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December 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
You could always go in for a buff and shine?
Isn’t this the entity from 5th element?
October 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Isn’t this the entity from 5th element?
Mother… grill me a cheese
October 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Mother… grill me a cheese
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I'm endlessly running into people who apologize for saying political things and say things like "I don't want to get political, but"
that thinking needs to go
politics is life
not talking politics helped normalize these authoritarian chuds
that thinking needs to go
politics is life
not talking politics helped normalize these authoritarian chuds
October 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I'm endlessly running into people who apologize for saying political things and say things like "I don't want to get political, but"
that thinking needs to go
politics is life
not talking politics helped normalize these authoritarian chuds
that thinking needs to go
politics is life
not talking politics helped normalize these authoritarian chuds
I’m imagining two people together using this, one with the earpiece in, the other speaking into the mic. Each has no idea what is going on.
October 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’m imagining two people together using this, one with the earpiece in, the other speaking into the mic. Each has no idea what is going on.
Get your burger at an affordable rate at 2 and 1/2 guys
October 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Get your burger at an affordable rate at 2 and 1/2 guys