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Mr. Krabs?
April 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Reminds me of back when I was first getting into politics due to high school AP politics. I started watching news on various channels a lot to learn about current events & fox news was pissy 24-7 bc most lower class americans owned fridges, toasters, phones, etc. youtu.be/Al5E3KbIfeo?...
According To FOX News If You Have A Refrigerator You're Rich!
YouTube video by bigtexansfan
youtu.be
April 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If they lay off an employee due to trying to remove the whole gov't service they were providing, re-hire them, then lay off said employee again for not having a good enough "five important things you did this week" list, does that count as two lay-offs or just one for these numbers?
April 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I find it's best to lump 2-3 similar characters together for this.

On a related note, I recently told one group that I would starting a side game wherein I will be occasionally inserting Bane quotes into my barbarian's RP and it was up to them to spot them. 😏
April 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I played a reborn valor bard + crown paladin before. The idea was he stuck to his oath as a flagbearer, to motivate his comrades despite his wounds, so well even death itself couldn't keep him down. The idea came from those ghosts in skyrim who swore to guard certain divine locations for eternity.
April 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Am I buggin' or is this a reference to something... 🤔🤔🤔
April 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It took 6 attempts to dissuade them, b/w the DM & I, to finally get everyone else on board to just leave. During the last time, the party was walking away as 1 last PC who had been talked down 2/5 times prior, said he'd do it & see what happens. We said ok roll up a new character. bc you're alone...
April 3, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Oh man I pray I never get a group like my newest as a dm without a player who can speak reason from outside the dm position bc I'd pull my hair out.
PCs: "I atk the foes we ran from"
DM: If you do, they atk and kill you.
PCs:
DM:
PCs: Okay, fi- wait, what if I atk the foes we just ran from?
DM & I:🤦‍♂️
April 3, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I've gone from nobody mentioning Bardcerers to 2 content creators in the span of 2 days. Something something nickels... something something twice.
April 3, 2025 at 9:47 AM
The precedent was probably set by MTN Dew's non-alcoholic spiked beverages lol
March 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Ah yes who can forget when the biden administration emacted revenge against trump. Oh, right, that never happened. Just lots of grandstanding with no substance.
March 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
idk it sounds like the best solution is to let them die now rather than later. Pls roll a new character.
March 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
March 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The problem as usual is the two party system. How do you convince dems that they'll lose your vote when the alternative is "President Musk." Literally all they have to do to play good cop is continue saying "y'know, I think that guy really crossed the line there. I wouldn't do that to you...!"
March 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
tbh I think a tomb is more appropriate for a Gentle Repose than raising a zombie.
March 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
My best friend & I keep having to explain this to people. They're like "I don't see the problem, we can just agree to disagree & keep being buds!" Nah, dude. Differing opinions are ok for things like the best ice cream flavor. You don't get to support the dehumanization of minorities the same way.
March 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I plan to add a # of attack options for someone that wants to go full shield(s). So far I made proper items for a shield with a reaction (it's made from a pill bug-like creature so it can spring out and whack the attacker) and another one with a simple shield bash. I like your idea of BA offhand.
March 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This is what always throws me for a loop when, during a horror story, op randomly adds how they figured out what problem player/dm was inspired by. They might even complain the person didn't follow the inspiration 1-1 then accuse them of writing fanfiction. Like there's no winning with you, huh? 😅
March 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
For me, usually a substantial lack of effort somewhere compared to the rest. The one that gets me most is when cheap cgi is included without any efforts to design it for or blend it into the series. So instead it stands out like a sore thumb.
March 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
UGH, that and we used to have a couple guys in an anime club who would constantly ask questions. "Who is that?" "What is happening?" "Why is this scene important?" "Who just killed them?" (1 min. into a murder mystery)
Like, GUYS, we don't know either. Just shut up and watch!!!
March 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I'll always remember how in Necromance, the mage of the hero's party was said to be a powerhouse yet we didn't see her fight for a long time. When she finally did, she pulls out a fireball spell & says, "I'm about to end this man's whole career... YEET!" It actually sent me. 🤣
March 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I mean, other than dnd being a hobby that inherently buffers me against stress by being a fun end to a day before I go to bed & start the grind anew, I don't really do self-inserts so I don't have CM characters. I'm more interested in combining mechanics &/or character quirks to make something fun.
March 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Dentist is just another flavor of tech fraudster
March 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
What about 10 hr versions of funny videos youtu.be/a6GGZ68mOZA?...
seels 10 hours
YouTube video by 10HoursMovies
youtu.be
March 16, 2025 at 6:46 AM
The one I always think of is this one: youtu.be/tMSz17f35ZM?...
Bobobo stops punch with stomach
YouTube video by Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo Fan Channel
youtu.be
March 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM