Hats Not Haircuts!
@mightbmike.bsky.social
Professional programmer, semi-professional yapper. I’m only on this app when I’m off the clock. I’m just tryna get these jokes and memes off frfr.
Oh I’m ready for this
October 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Oh I’m ready for this
Skeets be giving Gen Z whole time y’all 40+
October 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Skeets be giving Gen Z whole time y’all 40+
Conspiring? I’m just otw for a lil chat friend
October 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Conspiring? I’m just otw for a lil chat friend
Q1 FY 2026 I’m on yo ass
October 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Q1 FY 2026 I’m on yo ass
*Sees a cybertruck…*
My face:
My face:
October 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
*Sees a cybertruck…*
My face:
My face:
Today I learned this demographic has a sense of shame
October 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Today I learned this demographic has a sense of shame
Idk what else to say
October 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Idk what else to say
I just know them student loans going crazy. You’re locked in for success though!!!
August 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I just know them student loans going crazy. You’re locked in for success though!!!
I love me a big ass hat
August 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I love me a big ass hat
Shit lowkey funny😭
August 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Shit lowkey funny😭
Some cliffs and high quality moss nigga
May 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Some cliffs and high quality moss nigga
It’s been such a long time since I stepped outside my office building
May 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
It’s been such a long time since I stepped outside my office building
If I were an album
March 31, 2025 at 9:06 AM
If I were an album
If I’m lying I’m flying😂😂😂
March 31, 2025 at 6:20 AM
If I’m lying I’m flying😂😂😂
Les than a 7 sec video of you
March 31, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Les than a 7 sec video of you
Bill Maher is gonna get choked up at meeting Trump
March 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Bill Maher is gonna get choked up at meeting Trump
Nah, this nigga spittin 🔥 😂😂😂
March 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Nah, this nigga spittin 🔥 😂😂😂
