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mightbecactus.bsky.social
Cactus
@mightbecactus.bsky.social
20yo Brainrotted videogame lover who streams once in a blue moon. Twitch.tv/mightbecactus
Queer as hell
Natural born criminal of the culinary arts
Feel free to message me lmao
GOING LIVE PLAYING ENA: DREAM BBQ BLIND, NO IDEA WHAT THE GAME IS ABOUT, COME WATCH THANKS
Twitch.tv/mightbecactus
April 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
do fish see water
April 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
"Oh @gekkosquirrel.bsky.social is doing viewer matches today, I'll hop in the lobby early for maximum games!"
3 Hours later:
March 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
MORE ULTRAKILL NOW, PLAYING THE ENCORE LEVELS TODAY! Twitch.tv/mightbecactus
Twitch
Twitch is the world
Twitch.tv
March 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I'm not fucking clicking that
March 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
LIVE NOW ULTRAKILLING TIME!! Twitch.tv/mightbecactus
February 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I don't play fortnite much nowdays but my favorite thing is seeing sweats cry about simple edit being a thing.
Brings a smile to my face
December 2, 2024 at 8:09 PM
after a long wait, finally getting an adhd diagnosis and likely put on meds tomorrow :) (It's taken like a year and a half to finally get to this point lmfao)
November 27, 2024 at 4:38 PM
why in christ do I keep randomly getting unhinged political accounts following me without me even posting shit lmfao keep your grubby hands out of my page on scurry back to twitter lmfao
November 27, 2024 at 4:36 PM
So uh, found out butter expires today
I've been using expired butter for nearly 3 months
I wish I was joking
November 18, 2024 at 6:23 AM
someone remind me when the milk is a year old (going on 3.5 months, anniversary is at 29.7.2025)
November 16, 2024 at 6:29 AM
overwatch has me by the balls and it keeps twisting
November 16, 2024 at 6:27 AM
the milk is now 3.5 months old
November 15, 2024 at 8:32 PM
I saw a dream today where matpat was eating a giant pizza and a big ass donut, I do not remember anything else but that shit made me hungry
November 7, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Reposted by Cactus
Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Sleep schedule so broken that it flipped back around and I woke up at 8 am
Mission failed successfully??
November 7, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Sleep schedule so broken that Imma need more than metaphorical duct tape to fix this
November 5, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Woke up and went to look in a mirror and forgot I had eyeliner on from the day before and startled myself
October 29, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Run for your life I'm making soup for the first time right now, either it is blessed by the holy spirit or it's straight up poison.
a cartoon witch is sitting at a table with a cauldron in her hand
Alt: a cartoon witch is sitting at a table with a cauldron in her hand
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Not even joking, saw a dream where I cleaned my fridge, but alas it was just a dream
October 27, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Wait now that I think about it, no fucking wonder my fridge is posessed, I have 3 months old milk just marinating in there and like 3 cartons of eggs that are many months expired, no fucking wonder my fridge lashes out at me
October 27, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Standing in pitch black in my apartment to assert dominance at my haunted fridge
October 27, 2024 at 4:22 AM
I am convinced my refrigerator is fucking posessed, it keeps screeching at me during the most random hours
October 27, 2024 at 12:31 AM