@migbro.bsky.social
Bioinformatics engineer. Prolific poster with incredible insights and an amazing sense of humor…in an alternate reality.
I was at the barbershop, took off my top layer for the haircut. While sitting in my undershirt, one of the barbers looks at me and says, “yo, what size is that shirt, extra medium?!”
December 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I was at the barbershop, took off my top layer for the haircut. While sitting in my undershirt, one of the barbers looks at me and says, “yo, what size is that shirt, extra medium?!”
Brilliant! That’s a twofer for a solution:
Keeps robots from using guns, and makes a person think’ “ugh, do I really need to pull this trigger?!”
Keeps robots from using guns, and makes a person think’ “ugh, do I really need to pull this trigger?!”
September 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Brilliant! That’s a twofer for a solution:
Keeps robots from using guns, and makes a person think’ “ugh, do I really need to pull this trigger?!”
Keeps robots from using guns, and makes a person think’ “ugh, do I really need to pull this trigger?!”
Browser: Firefox
Default search: duck duck go
Default search: duck duck go
September 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Browser: Firefox
Default search: duck duck go
Default search: duck duck go
Best Pasture!!!!! Love it!
August 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Best Pasture!!!!! Love it!
I thought MooMoo Land should have gotten best picture…
August 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I thought MooMoo Land should have gotten best picture…
Well, his dad’s water heater exploded while he called that number to get it fixed, so makes sense!
July 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Well, his dad’s water heater exploded while he called that number to get it fixed, so makes sense!
Too many comments to see if anyone made this suggestion/observation - but a garlic press can actually work with the peel on! Perfectly minced garlic comes out, peel stays behind in the press. It’s insane!
July 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Too many comments to see if anyone made this suggestion/observation - but a garlic press can actually work with the peel on! Perfectly minced garlic comes out, peel stays behind in the press. It’s insane!
Promises made, promises kept!
June 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Promises made, promises kept!
Excitedly smashing his Fisher Price “Launch Nukes” button, yelling “I make a boom boom!”
June 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Excitedly smashing his Fisher Price “Launch Nukes” button, yelling “I make a boom boom!”
Not all hero’s capes are visible…whhoooaaa…🤯
June 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Not all hero’s capes are visible…whhoooaaa…🤯
1. Hyenas
2. Opossum
2. Opossum
May 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
1. Hyenas
2. Opossum
2. Opossum
Noo! Mr. Johnson! You bastards!
April 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Noo! Mr. Johnson! You bastards!
Going into effect on 4/20!!!
April 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Going into effect on 4/20!!!
I also got…Simpson-rolled?! I got played!!!!!
March 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I also got…Simpson-rolled?! I got played!!!!!
My thanks have been there the whole time
March 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
My thanks have been there the whole time
They’re basically survivor bias stories (seatbelts, concrete vs rubber playgrounds, etc) and I waffle between it being hilarious and sad in that context
March 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
They’re basically survivor bias stories (seatbelts, concrete vs rubber playgrounds, etc) and I waffle between it being hilarious and sad in that context
Bring back caning!
March 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Bring back caning!