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Matt Farmer
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Matt Farmer is a lawyer and musician in Chicago — also a caddie for life, and a high-motor, three-and-D glue guy.
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Loevy plays a video of a woman's arrest. Hewson says the woman was "assaultive" because she kicked a can of tear gas that had been deployed.

Loevy: "When you tear gas somebody … and they try to kick the tear gas canister away from them, that's assaulting?"

Hewson: "Yes."
November 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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The jury is entering deliberations now. If they come to a verdict today, cool! If not, they’ll be dismissed at 5 and we will return tomorrow for Day 4 of not the simplest case in the history of the world.
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Asks, “Would a man genuinely injured, genuinely offended by having a sandwich thrown at him proudly, happily, joyfully” keep a plush sandwich on his shelf and a “Felony Footlong” patch on — yes! — his lunchbox?
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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The defense is emphatic about wanting to have the government close before lunch and the defense close after lunch. Looks like judge will have them both close after lunch. This way no one will have the unfair advantage of having just consumed a fortifying footlong.
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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You're laughing? A sandwich "kind of exploded" on impact, forcing a border patrol agent to "smell the onions and mustard," and you're laughing??
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM