What sort of psychopath answers a phone call on speaker inside of a shared space bunk room?!?

Do you even like Christmas if you aren’t watching ep 6 of Band of Brothers while the Germans sing “Silent Night” on the other side of the field??

Non traumatic Subarachnoid. 10/10 headache. I ask if we can get more pain meds before an hour transport downtown. “Well that’s not going to fix his bleed”. No it definitely isn’t but do you think his pain is making his BP better??? 🤔

What’s the most underrated Thanksgiving food? I will start. Whiskey.

My reaction every time dispatch starts saying some weird shit.

Per norm, Notre Dame loses the big game once again and finds a way to break my heart. 💔

I made the lasagna soup from TikTok and let me just tell you. Make it asap if you haven’t already 🤤🤤

I just told my partner that I was feeling bi-snacky. That I could go sweet or savory but I needed something with caffeine and carbs. So that’s how my day is going on the boo boo bus 🚑

It always scares me when you have a child that has gotten continuous Nebs for hour upon hour but we haven’t stepped up our game by giving Mag and steroids. And god forbid we recheck the K+ after shapeshifting electrolytes for the last 3 hours with all that albuterol!!!

Sure, being blocked is sad but have you ever had tickets for Tom Petty’s last show in Chicago before he passed and decided to sell them last minute for *no fucking apparent reason*??

Sure, being blocked is sad but have you ever spilled your coffee before you took your first sip?

I love how chaotic this game has been so far. These 2 might combine for 100 points and 50 penalties 😂😂

It’s raining and I forgot to put on an undershirt. This is going to be a fun day, I can feel it.

So this is Bluesky! Now I just have to look around and find some people