Jackie Lee
@midwestidiot.bsky.social
She/ they 🏳️⚧️ Midwest idiot in some bands. Here to laugh since the U.S. is on fire.
Pinned
I can’t play the Lonesome Road DLC in New Vegas anymore cuz once Ulysses starts talking about the Bear and the Bull I get way too horny
On my deathbed: “I wish I barked more”
February 14, 2026 at 6:06 AM
On my deathbed: “I wish I barked more”
Jackie your jawline too pronounced. Your voice too clocky. Your cum too salty. Your cock too long. They’ll kill you girl.
February 14, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Jackie your jawline too pronounced. Your voice too clocky. Your cum too salty. Your cock too long. They’ll kill you girl.
Hurt Patterns first show tonight @ the Aquarium 10:00pm
February 13, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Hurt Patterns first show tonight @ the Aquarium 10:00pm
To be mtf is to have Caramelldansen stuck in your head at all times
To be ftm is to have One Last Breath stuck in your head at all times
To be ftm is to have One Last Breath stuck in your head at all times
February 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
To be mtf is to have Caramelldansen stuck in your head at all times
To be ftm is to have One Last Breath stuck in your head at all times
To be ftm is to have One Last Breath stuck in your head at all times
Italian dick inside me call that pennetration
February 12, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Italian dick inside me call that pennetration
Apologies for my happiness I am an idiot and I forgot that I exist to suffer. Unfortunately it will happen again.
February 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Apologies for my happiness I am an idiot and I forgot that I exist to suffer. Unfortunately it will happen again.
Not the clerb but close enough
February 11, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Not the clerb but close enough
Call me Josh Groban the way she raise me up
February 10, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Call me Josh Groban the way she raise me up
Victoria’s Secret is that she has a cock and ballz
February 10, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Victoria’s Secret is that she has a cock and ballz
Iron Lung but instead of blood Mark’s submarine fills with cum
February 10, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Iron Lung but instead of blood Mark’s submarine fills with cum
PUPPYBOWL BB LET’S GOOO
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
PUPPYBOWL BB LET’S GOOO
Nooooo ooooooone
Fucks like Gaston
Gluck gluck glucks like Gaston
No one makes me sit down and get cucked like Gaston
Fucks like Gaston
Gluck gluck glucks like Gaston
No one makes me sit down and get cucked like Gaston
February 8, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Nooooo ooooooone
Fucks like Gaston
Gluck gluck glucks like Gaston
No one makes me sit down and get cucked like Gaston
Fucks like Gaston
Gluck gluck glucks like Gaston
No one makes me sit down and get cucked like Gaston
I got twelve inches, call me fruit by the foot
Only fuckin dudes, bitches stay put
Only fuckin dudes, bitches stay put
February 7, 2026 at 7:04 AM
I got twelve inches, call me fruit by the foot
Only fuckin dudes, bitches stay put
Only fuckin dudes, bitches stay put
Rodney Dangerfield if he married an alt baddie: “My wife tells me she’s gettin’ plugs in her ears. If ya ask me they’re pluggin’ the wrong hole”
February 7, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Rodney Dangerfield if he married an alt baddie: “My wife tells me she’s gettin’ plugs in her ears. If ya ask me they’re pluggin’ the wrong hole”
I believe in our lord and savior Joe Hendry
February 6, 2026 at 5:41 AM
I believe in our lord and savior Joe Hendry
My music? Nowhere.
Latest single? Scratched.
Most recent EP? Deleted.
Album release date? Never.
Latest single? Scratched.
Most recent EP? Deleted.
Album release date? Never.
February 6, 2026 at 4:12 AM
My music? Nowhere.
Latest single? Scratched.
Most recent EP? Deleted.
Album release date? Never.
Latest single? Scratched.
Most recent EP? Deleted.
Album release date? Never.
Call me a furry one more time and I will fashion a flute from your femur
February 6, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Call me a furry one more time and I will fashion a flute from your femur
Nyeeeeeeah… post-op, Doc?
February 5, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Nyeeeeeeah… post-op, Doc?
Uh yeah I’m “locked in” if by “locked in” you mean “in a cage.”
Unrelated: Ruff.
Unrelated: Ruff.
February 5, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Uh yeah I’m “locked in” if by “locked in” you mean “in a cage.”
Unrelated: Ruff.
Unrelated: Ruff.
I can’t play the Lonesome Road DLC in New Vegas anymore cuz once Ulysses starts talking about the Bear and the Bull I get way too horny
February 5, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I can’t play the Lonesome Road DLC in New Vegas anymore cuz once Ulysses starts talking about the Bear and the Bull I get way too horny
My friend who just got his license doing 86 on the highway: “wow you are all at my mercy”
February 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
My friend who just got his license doing 86 on the highway: “wow you are all at my mercy”
She Cheney on my Dick til I shot her in the face
February 4, 2026 at 5:13 PM
She Cheney on my Dick til I shot her in the face
I hope this email finds you bleeding out in the snow
February 4, 2026 at 5:03 AM
I hope this email finds you bleeding out in the snow
Why do Sleep Token fans smell like Axe Body Spray and bloody tampons
February 4, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Why do Sleep Token fans smell like Axe Body Spray and bloody tampons
Trans fat? Nah she’s thick
You could be thick too, ya know
Take estrogen bro
You could be thick too, ya know
Take estrogen bro
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Trans fat? Nah she’s thick
You could be thick too, ya know
Take estrogen bro
You could be thick too, ya know
Take estrogen bro