Sara
@midwestgoblin.bsky.social
Born to be a mysterious bog witch, cursed with obsessive compulsive disorder and clammy hands
I don’t know Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray, I know him as the guy who got possessed by Scrappy Doo
March 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I don’t know Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray, I know him as the guy who got possessed by Scrappy Doo
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My husband had the audacity to say we should fold laundry after that Severance finale?????
March 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
My husband had the audacity to say we should fold laundry after that Severance finale?????
Idk about you guys but I’m feeling totally sane, positive, and not stressed for the future at all!
March 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Idk about you guys but I’m feeling totally sane, positive, and not stressed for the future at all!
me during the Thursday night Traitor/Severance double feature
February 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
me during the Thursday night Traitor/Severance double feature
Absolutely nothing on God’s green earth grows faster and more unwavering than the three thick hairs on my chin
February 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Absolutely nothing on God’s green earth grows faster and more unwavering than the three thick hairs on my chin
Aside from being completely made up of tired, overused fantasy tropes, it took one TikTok colloquialism for me to not fuck with Fourth Wing.
February 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Aside from being completely made up of tired, overused fantasy tropes, it took one TikTok colloquialism for me to not fuck with Fourth Wing.
We’re sending Eeyore to the wellness farms
February 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
We’re sending Eeyore to the wellness farms
We’re descending into total fascist authoritarianism but at least Severance is on tonight
February 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
We’re descending into total fascist authoritarianism but at least Severance is on tonight
I’m always looking to try easy, healthy meals, but one thing you won’t catch me doing is choking down overnight oats like a little piggy eating its chunky blueberry slop
February 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I’m always looking to try easy, healthy meals, but one thing you won’t catch me doing is choking down overnight oats like a little piggy eating its chunky blueberry slop
Can’t wait to deep throat 30 pickles from a pickle cart and sweat through my 30 skirts at the Ren Faire this summer!
February 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Can’t wait to deep throat 30 pickles from a pickle cart and sweat through my 30 skirts at the Ren Faire this summer!
These days, I like to spend my time screaming into the void, lurking in the shadows, haunting the dreams of my adversaries, and luring men into the depths of my murky waters.
February 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
These days, I like to spend my time screaming into the void, lurking in the shadows, haunting the dreams of my adversaries, and luring men into the depths of my murky waters.
Heading into the dark, damp corners of my mind, you guys need anything?
February 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Heading into the dark, damp corners of my mind, you guys need anything?
I am on my hands and knees, begging, PLEADING straight men to wear full length socks with their dress shoes. It’s time to put the sockless loafers trend to rest.
February 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I am on my hands and knees, begging, PLEADING straight men to wear full length socks with their dress shoes. It’s time to put the sockless loafers trend to rest.
Looking for witch recommendations. There’s a hex I’d like to place on someone, and would like to know if there’s a witch you’d recommend. Thanks in advance!
February 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Looking for witch recommendations. There’s a hex I’d like to place on someone, and would like to know if there’s a witch you’d recommend. Thanks in advance!
I think barrel jeans are a social experiment
February 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I think barrel jeans are a social experiment
If I were Drake, I’d go into a witness protection program
February 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
If I were Drake, I’d go into a witness protection program
I regret to inform you guys that the thing I’ve been putting off all week took 5 minutes and made me feel exponentially less stressed. No word on if I’ll learn for the future
February 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I regret to inform you guys that the thing I’ve been putting off all week took 5 minutes and made me feel exponentially less stressed. No word on if I’ll learn for the future
Your Outie leaves the tank on E for you to deal with on your morning rush to work.
February 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Your Outie leaves the tank on E for you to deal with on your morning rush to work.
Never thought a coup would be led by the same type of dorks as the ones that live in an off-campus soccer frat house
February 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Never thought a coup would be led by the same type of dorks as the ones that live in an off-campus soccer frat house
Have we tried unplugging the government and plugging it back in?
February 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Have we tried unplugging the government and plugging it back in?
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My anxiety is thru the roof, I hope 9 cups of coffee & 14 hours on social media helps
February 2, 2025 at 11:56 AM
My anxiety is thru the roof, I hope 9 cups of coffee & 14 hours on social media helps
The Highdeas note on my phone has material as important to society as what lies beneath the Vatican.
February 2, 2025 at 5:12 AM
The Highdeas note on my phone has material as important to society as what lies beneath the Vatican.
Does anyone know Gloppy’s pronouns?
February 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Does anyone know Gloppy’s pronouns?
Rather than sucking money from social services and the US Treasury, has Musk considered sucking on my fat nuts?
February 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Rather than sucking money from social services and the US Treasury, has Musk considered sucking on my fat nuts?