Midwestern Omelette
@midwesternomelette.bsky.social
Reformed Catholic, reformed journalist and reformed political consultant.
Typos courtesy of Google autocorrect ... mostly.
WARNING: Followers welcome, but expect a foul-mouthed and bumpy road.
Typos courtesy of Google autocorrect ... mostly.
WARNING: Followers welcome, but expect a foul-mouthed and bumpy road.
Beaches? Who brings a fucking gun to the beach?
December 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Beaches? Who brings a fucking gun to the beach?
Fuck you, Starbucks, until you stand behind your workers and do better.
December 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Fuck you, Starbucks, until you stand behind your workers and do better.
Interesting that you matter there two posts within minutes of each other.
Maybe we should legalize/decriminalize both, so they can be regulated and taxed to fund treatment and social programs.
Maybe we should legalize/decriminalize both, so they can be regulated and taxed to fund treatment and social programs.
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Interesting that you matter there two posts within minutes of each other.
Maybe we should legalize/decriminalize both, so they can be regulated and taxed to fund treatment and social programs.
Maybe we should legalize/decriminalize both, so they can be regulated and taxed to fund treatment and social programs.
Members of Tren de Aragua bringing their cattle with them as they invade the suburbs of a city near you.
November 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Members of Tren de Aragua bringing their cattle with them as they invade the suburbs of a city near you.
The Vichy Caucus motto:
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The Vichy Caucus motto:
Questionable coaching by the @laramsfanzone.bsky.social Sean McVey. Going for it on 4 and 2 or drswing your opponent offsides fir a first down might normally make sense. But, not when you have the chance to introduce the world to the legend that is the Thiccer Kicker.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Questionable coaching by the @laramsfanzone.bsky.social Sean McVey. Going for it on 4 and 2 or drswing your opponent offsides fir a first down might normally make sense. But, not when you have the chance to introduce the world to the legend that is the Thiccer Kicker.
The entire gambling explosion is going to damage sports to a degree we still can't imagine.
Kennesaw Mountain Landis is laughing at us somewhere.
Kennesaw Mountain Landis is laughing at us somewhere.
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The entire gambling explosion is going to damage sports to a degree we still can't imagine.
Kennesaw Mountain Landis is laughing at us somewhere.
Kennesaw Mountain Landis is laughing at us somewhere.
Trump: I told him not to pull my finger.
Orban: It's true, he did.
Orban: It's true, he did.
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Trump: I told him not to pull my finger.
Orban: It's true, he did.
Orban: It's true, he did.
Herbie the Love Bug
Yes, he was a machine, but carrying Buddy Hackett in a G-rated kids movie was a bold, bold statement.
Yes, he was a machine, but carrying Buddy Hackett in a G-rated kids movie was a bold, bold statement.
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Herbie the Love Bug
Yes, he was a machine, but carrying Buddy Hackett in a G-rated kids movie was a bold, bold statement.
Yes, he was a machine, but carrying Buddy Hackett in a G-rated kids movie was a bold, bold statement.
Looks like Hulu just added the new Turning Point USA doc.
September 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Looks like Hulu just added the new Turning Point USA doc.
Attn @nytimes.com, @washingtonpost.com, @politico.com, @axios.com, @jaketapper.bsky.social, @warfarin:
September 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Attn @nytimes.com, @washingtonpost.com, @politico.com, @axios.com, @jaketapper.bsky.social, @warfarin:
Just saying.
July 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Just saying.
This is what a real president looks like.
June 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This is what a real president looks like.
Are you fucking kidding me Roku?
May 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Are you fucking kidding me Roku?
The struggle is real, my friend. The struggle is real.
May 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The struggle is real, my friend. The struggle is real.
Okay, okay. I know we're all excited about Leo, but before him, we had the coolest, sexiest pope ever.
May 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Okay, okay. I know we're all excited about Leo, but before him, we had the coolest, sexiest pope ever.
