Toothpaste is just soap that you're allowed to put in your mouth.

born to be delulu, forced to be realistic

I don't know how I never realized this before, but the entire Harry Potter series is basically scaffolded like every shonen anime ever, just with more racism and transphobia and fewer fun powers and cool boss fights.

I'd like to know who came up with sourdough bread. Like, who looked at bread and went, y'now what, this needs to be sour. Like, I'm not mad about it, I just have questions.