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Midwest BroHo D
@midwestbroho-d.bsky.social
I’m just here for the articles. NSFW 🔞

✨A hairy guy with a love for hairy holes and poles✨ 35 | Chicago area
Pinned
This gold thong always makes me feel so fancy 👠💅💄

Happy #thongthursday
#gay #thong #hairybutt
Ok, but where is the #GoldieBoutilier and #OrvillePeck collab that my little gay dreams are made of? 💄🐎
September 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Lazy Sunday mornings are the best ☕️
#gay #bulge #vpl
September 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Reposted by Midwest BroHo D
I’m looking for a big strong man to fix my ignition. 🏎️

No, really. My car ignition just seized 😬
August 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Happy #marketdays Chicago! 🌞
August 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Happy #humpday 🐫
One day closer to #marketdays

Gotta start working up this musk for @cellblockchi.bsky.social on Friday #TUFF #cellblock #gay
August 6, 2025 at 11:13 AM
#monochromemonday was designed to eliminate distracting colors so good boys can focus on the dick they should be worshipping. 🙏🍆🙏

#mcm #gay #hairypits #pubes #hairygay #musk
August 4, 2025 at 10:48 AM
You looked parched 🍻

#gay #piss #watersports
August 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Poll: How do you fold your clothes and towels? 👚🩲
~I was raised with a quadrant folding methodology. Half vertically, fold sleeves, half again.
~My husband folds in thirds, like a letter in an envelope

I also believe fitted sheet folding is witchcraft✨
Have a great day! 😉
August 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
This gold thong always makes me feel so fancy 👠💅💄

Happy #thongthursday
#gay #thong #hairybutt
July 31, 2025 at 12:42 PM
You know it’s going to be a good day when you find that perfect, furry….I mean shady, parking spot.
🚌 🌳 💦
Sorry, I might leak some fluids in there
July 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Sorry, I was picking the grass clippings from my hole hairs. 🍑
Wouldn’t want to rinse this ripe fur

I’m ready now though🐽
July 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Good Morning 🌞
I’m already musky and I’ve only lifted my coffee cup
July 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Be like @scotstradie.bsky.social , always wear your hi-vis in heavy load areas. 🔩
Keep yourself visible for easy topping. 👷‍♂️
Got bred at work😈👷🏻‍♂️
July 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Planting seeds by day. Planting my seed by night 👨‍🌾
The extra fur acts as a natural mulch to help retain the seed and keep the hole moist n’ supple
Imagine working hard on the farm then you get to enjoy my hairy ass as a reward
July 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Pretending this Monday isn’t a Monday.
#mcm
#gay
July 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Actual footage of how I’d like to mow down on your cock 🥬🐛

I’m just a hungry hungry caterpillar.
July 27, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Looking for entryway inspo.

Should I make the rug match the hallway dildo? Or go for a punchy accent color?
The new roommate is always up to no good
July 26, 2025 at 11:11 AM
They don’t grow bush like they used to
July 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Used. Let’s go again
#fcf
July 25, 2025 at 12:03 PM
What day do we post feet?
They aren’t my thing, but I’d be happy to let you enjoy them 🦶
July 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I couldn’t think of a caption, but here’s my soft penis. 💋
July 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Reposted by Midwest BroHo D
Missing you Bros 🌽 @midwestbroho-d.bsky.social come see the full video @ linktr.ee/midwestbroho
July 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Is this seat taken?
July 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Working on my stretches 🙆‍♂️
#mcm
July 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM