Fentanyl causes awesome

Counting on my dogs like i'm Michael Vick

Asian women be 25 years old and named Eunice

Since no one reads these I'm just going to say it. I fantasize about being in a romantic relationship with the Duolingo owl. I want to feel his feathers brush up again my cheeks and he holds me lovingly in his wings, whispering Spanish lessons softly into my ear as he nuzzles my neck with his beak

How it feels to be a banana peel user in a world full of toilet paper users

Arugula

They sell them shells by the their shore

Crazy that in the word “magazine” maga is on the left and zine is on the right

Makes you think

I put the crem in crematorium

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities...