When I was 9 someone in class farted so I said “ew who farted?” and the person sitting next to me said “whoever smelt it dealt it” and I got so mad that I threw a chair at them and then pulled the fire alarm and got expelled.

Shoutout to the greatest social media interaction in history:

1347:
-Your best wench has just been burned at the stake for ruthlessly popping pusseth
-Sir ASAP Cobblestone is playing his new composition “Praise The King”
-The function is lit

How much for the horse tornado?
Sir, that’s a carousel
I must have it.