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jayne, parasocialist
@midrange.gay
28. She/They 🏳️‍⚧️ Seattle. ADHD Inattentive af.

Dev in big tech. #fabtcg hype gal, Pokemon enthusiast. Certified Wife™. FGC casual. Addicted to gay shit.

Posts maybe spicy, mdni etc

HRT: 2024-06-03

Banner from Vampire x Hunter by @lornixart.bsky.social!!!
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Feeling gay as fuck rn so I want to shout out my current two favorite sapphic/trans Webtoons again

Vampire x Hunter by @lornixart.bsky.social www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/va...

Are We Engaged? by @welcome2h.bsky.social www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/ar...

Please give both of them all ur support 💜🏳️‍⚧️
Vampire x Hunter [GL]
Silly little comic about a lesbian vampire hunter falling for her target. Updates every Tuesday and Thursday at 5pm UTC
www.webtoons.com
I'm considered "not online" by this analysis but I'm cool with that
December 3, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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I’m so straight
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
wife and I both thinking about the same girl and saying "we're cooked" to each other is true love
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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i am not particularly anti-AI in the sense that if i posted my positive thoughts on it i would be hounded by leftists calling me Literally Hitler but it's total cope to say that there isn't a massive fucking economic bubble forming around it just waiting to pop
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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some of you bitches will be like “stop calling yourself a boy. stupid brainwormed woman. you need therapy and jesus. yeah i do have 53 wives and 37 of them are dogs why do you ask”
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Ain't it crazy how humans can't say "Rough" twice in a row?
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Master of puppies, I'm pulling your leash
Scritching your ears and getting your treats 🎵
a girl with a dog 's ears and tail is wearing a collar and a necklace .
Alt: Master master!
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I missed worlds but I'm in definitely not missing Calling Seattle (it's in my back yard, 10min bus ride to the Calling is too good to pass up)

Who am I going to see there #fabtcg
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Tharja and her...books
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Happy Trans Day of Remembrance. It's not a happy day for everyone, but it's still an important one.
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
New etsy jewelry means new selfies yeah?

(slip chain is the new part of pic1)
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The number of people I've met who didn't realize that ADHD is a form of neurodivergence is way too fucking high.
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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the hardest part about being trans is being forced to accept that your family probably kinda sucks, whereas if you're cis you can likely tolerate only seeing your lead-poisoned uncle a few times a year because "oh he's family". we don't really get the comfort nor convenience of cognitive dissonance.
November 17, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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hot take: i am having a good time playing the card game fleshy blood today
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
the burn out tech worker urge to light your smartphone on fire
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
That's. My. Fucking. Goat.
Made my first Calling day 2! Placed at 47th in LL despite a supreme lack of preparation. Sad I won't be able to play in the CC BH tomorrow, but am excited to be playing Nuu again!
R1: The Chair 🗡️
R2: Viserai🗡️
R3: Dromai🗡️
R4: Marlynn🗡️
R5: Starvo☠️
R6: Aurora☠️
R7: Zen🗡️
R8: Starvo🗡️
#fabtcg
#fabphilly
November 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Update on Jayne hormonal decisions: I got my septum pierced today
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Couldn't make it to Philly because they'd be afraid of me serving too hard

(yeah yeah funny meme omori shirt)
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Second in Swiss at the PQ+ in Rochester today, lost in T8! A little disappointed I couldn't get further, but. 12-4 record across the weekend seems preeetty good. Feeling ready for Worlds next week.
R1: Cindra 🗡️
R2: Verdance🗡️
R3: Kano🗡️
R4: Marlynn🗡️
R5: Verdance🗡️
R6: Verdance☠️
T8: Verdance ☠️
#fabtcg
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Hair refresh...
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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uhh why don't you make like my preferred form of combat and turn based
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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adhd is so dumb bc wdym i was only able to lock in at like 1am after procrastinating the entire day
November 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
no longer going to worlds by the way... I don't think I can go fuck around for a week while my wife is unemployed and alone.

this makes me sad because it was going to be the one time I think I would have actually gotten to meet most of my mutuals here...

I hope everyone enjoys themselves.
November 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM