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midoribabes.bsky.social
@midoribabes.bsky.social
Sometimes I sit like I smell cookies baking, but only when I'm extremely happy.

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Great, Mercutio drinking Gatorade for the rest of the month. 🙄
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Dipped into the emergency Xanax. My nervous system is a relentless bully.
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Metronome is an inside drug
October 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Belly dancing in Pope hats.
#SpiritFingers
October 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Present and unaloof in the brain.
September 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Herniated Cenobite
August 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Lawful wizards
August 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Cocktail Weenus
August 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
"This is my white wax whale Moby ear dick, Bob!!!"
- Linda Belcher
April 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Mushroom stamp and the queef blowers
March 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Botulism is not a sauce!
March 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Natural football bat

New Master of Puppets lyric my brain heard
February 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Bubble shaped urine stains
February 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I started this account to document the dumb shit I say completely out of context, happy accidents that made me laugh. Current state of events has robbed me of these little happy vocabulary brain farts I was looking forward to expanding.
February 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Apostrophes are sky commas.
January 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Reposted
What’s the difference between a gov controlling an algorithm, silently eliminating reach for things it doesn’t like, vs the same gov using its power, to demand that the platform remove the things it doesn’t like.?

In China they are overt. With TikTok in the US, they control silently
January 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
And Nosferatu like,
"no Pat, I wanna put the vowels on the wheel and spin them with the back of my tongue."
January 19, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Domesticated cyanide
January 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
January 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Careful, it's raining incels.
January 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Dove, stop trying to make "Deo" happen!!
January 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
They really need to stop putting panties on the little Reese's cups! Let them lil bitches go commando and right into my mouth out the foil plz.
January 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Sounds like the wind is scribbling all over the placemat again.
January 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Nosferatu rolls his "r's" uphill.
January 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My Xmas spirit
December 28, 2024 at 8:11 PM