@midoribabes.bsky.social
Sometimes I sit like I smell cookies baking, but only when I'm extremely happy.
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Great, Mercutio drinking Gatorade for the rest of the month. 🙄
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Great, Mercutio drinking Gatorade for the rest of the month. 🙄
Dipped into the emergency Xanax. My nervous system is a relentless bully.
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Dipped into the emergency Xanax. My nervous system is a relentless bully.
Metronome is an inside drug
October 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Metronome is an inside drug
Belly dancing in Pope hats.
#SpiritFingers
#SpiritFingers
October 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Belly dancing in Pope hats.
#SpiritFingers
#SpiritFingers
Present and unaloof in the brain.
September 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Present and unaloof in the brain.
Herniated Cenobite
August 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Herniated Cenobite
Lawful wizards
August 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Lawful wizards
Cocktail Weenus
August 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Cocktail Weenus
"This is my white wax whale Moby ear dick, Bob!!!"
- Linda Belcher
- Linda Belcher
April 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"This is my white wax whale Moby ear dick, Bob!!!"
- Linda Belcher
- Linda Belcher
Mushroom stamp and the queef blowers
March 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Mushroom stamp and the queef blowers
Botulism is not a sauce!
March 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Botulism is not a sauce!
Natural football bat
New Master of Puppets lyric my brain heard
New Master of Puppets lyric my brain heard
February 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Natural football bat
New Master of Puppets lyric my brain heard
New Master of Puppets lyric my brain heard
Bubble shaped urine stains
February 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Bubble shaped urine stains
I started this account to document the dumb shit I say completely out of context, happy accidents that made me laugh. Current state of events has robbed me of these little happy vocabulary brain farts I was looking forward to expanding.
February 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I started this account to document the dumb shit I say completely out of context, happy accidents that made me laugh. Current state of events has robbed me of these little happy vocabulary brain farts I was looking forward to expanding.
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Apostrophes are sky commas.
Apostrophes are sky commas.
January 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Apostrophes are sky commas.
Apostrophes are sky commas.
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What’s the difference between a gov controlling an algorithm, silently eliminating reach for things it doesn’t like, vs the same gov using its power, to demand that the platform remove the things it doesn’t like.?
In China they are overt. With TikTok in the US, they control silently
In China they are overt. With TikTok in the US, they control silently
January 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
What’s the difference between a gov controlling an algorithm, silently eliminating reach for things it doesn’t like, vs the same gov using its power, to demand that the platform remove the things it doesn’t like.?
In China they are overt. With TikTok in the US, they control silently
In China they are overt. With TikTok in the US, they control silently
And Nosferatu like,
"no Pat, I wanna put the vowels on the wheel and spin them with the back of my tongue."
"no Pat, I wanna put the vowels on the wheel and spin them with the back of my tongue."
January 19, 2025 at 5:42 AM
And Nosferatu like,
"no Pat, I wanna put the vowels on the wheel and spin them with the back of my tongue."
"no Pat, I wanna put the vowels on the wheel and spin them with the back of my tongue."
Domesticated cyanide
January 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Domesticated cyanide
Careful, it's raining incels.
January 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Careful, it's raining incels.
Dove, stop trying to make "Deo" happen!!
January 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Dove, stop trying to make "Deo" happen!!
They really need to stop putting panties on the little Reese's cups! Let them lil bitches go commando and right into my mouth out the foil plz.
January 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
They really need to stop putting panties on the little Reese's cups! Let them lil bitches go commando and right into my mouth out the foil plz.
Sounds like the wind is scribbling all over the placemat again.
January 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Sounds like the wind is scribbling all over the placemat again.
Nosferatu rolls his "r's" uphill.
January 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Nosferatu rolls his "r's" uphill.
My Xmas spirit
December 28, 2024 at 8:11 PM
My Xmas spirit