My only complaint about life of a showgirl is that it doesn’t feel long enough, but I have definitely been spoiled by TTPD and Taylor’s versions. My favourite tracks are Opalite, Actually Romantic and The Life of a Showgirl, with honourable mentions to Father Figure and The Fate of Ophelia

It’s the kind of hot that makes me wish my boobs were detachable

I think a side part suits me better and if that cements my status as an uncool millennial then so be it

Me to my sister: you need to chill because I can tell you are spoiling for an argument. Everyone shouted me down saying she’s fine, not 2 mins later she starts a massive argument with my younger brother. Me:

I’m always like I don’t have a type and then I see a woman in a suit and actually that’s it

I hate pattern recognition because why did I just wake up and instantly realise what the plot twist of the book I’m reading is going to be, like some fuck ass dream epiphany. Just let me enjoy the book jfc

I think I’m too enemies to lovers pilled because I’m routing for Sel and Bree

Anyone else ever sobbed over a fictional willow tree?

Woke up at 3am to a spider trying to get under my boob, Mondays am I right

Look at how sassy he is

The tone Rudy used when meowing at me for food just now, I know that little shit was swearing at me

Just got
Home from seeing wicked and I cried like a baby, in my defence it’s been an emotional few days and I’m sick

If a content creator uses their position of power and influence to approach their mods or members of their community, gain their trust and then start making sexual advances towards them, that is grooming. Iskall is a groomer.

Sinus pressure headaches are actually so fucking rude

Visited Windsor castle today, was a great day, got to see where Harry and Megan got married and lizzys final resting place, worth a visit if you get the chance

I have a rotten cold now but have had a great few days with my brother and family over from Canada. Visiting Windsor castle and Legoland this weekend too!

When you realised the reason you are feeling so overwhelmed is because you are wearing socks 🫠

My god this is like a breath of fresh air, actually seeing posts from people I follow ☺️

Obligatory cat photo as first post here. Rudy has fallen in love with this blanket.