Wow, I really am aging like milk

Alexa, play I’m Not Okay by MCR

Oooooh don’t get my hopes up with this “you are in serious consideration” email

Rapid Onset Gotta DashorIwillpissmyself

Finally watched Barbie with my mom and then had a conversation about its hits and misses and the fall of media literacy and the benefits of having taken a Literary Criticism course in college.

And revealed to her that 50 Shades is Twilight fanfic. A weird and productive evening.

My parents’ TV has too many goddamn remotes

Me, playing Scrabble, to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody: “Is this a real word? What’s the etymology?”

Mommy and me Wicked matinee 🥹

Oh I CRIED cried during Wicked

I’m sorry why are we still asking questions about Harry Potter in press junket interviews?

*insert joke about making first post a la commenting “first” on a video*