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GIT GUD
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
cool cool cool. my job is getting replaced by the robot that tells you to kill yourself
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
thinking about a good dog I met this morning
November 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Call me Sam Altman the way I’m begging to be destroyed by Sephiroth and Char
November 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
you’re right I should reread some Pern books
November 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
hometown
October 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
look I’m a huge slut for in-universe item looking merch and this Offends me deeply. it should have Garma’s monogram
October 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
#shinrafucker problems I was watching a lil matt rose videos trying to chill and then this one made me laugh so hard I dumped like $3 of beer in my lap
October 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
October 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
October 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
August 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
August 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
August 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
August 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
you: pre-Fuller OG Red Dragon slashfic

me, an intellectual:
August 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
August 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
August 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
“Yoda what is Vader’s fucking problem anyway”
Yoda:
August 4, 2025 at 11:53 AM
typo'd the name of Mads Mikkelsen's Bond villain as Le Chiifre
June 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
this post I made holds up
May 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
pussy out for cartoonists
May 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
April 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
reskeet with your fave james bond (wrong answers only)
April 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I miss the boy
April 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
does this count
March 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM