Pinned
Mr Trump, Mr President, Sir have you considered that my health care provider will not provide the dose of Aspirin that you self medicate your psychosis with and your behaviour is causing neurological inflammation in me that makes me mentally ill in a way that might be dangerous for Late Capitalism?
A bear does genuinely want to hibernate with - you; in his stomach
January 10, 2026 at 12:21 AM
A bear does genuinely want to hibernate with - you; in his stomach
*Internet Poisoning Critical List Gen Xer Voice*
Bro I am legit am starting with arthritis. I'm cooked.
Bro I am legit am starting with arthritis. I'm cooked.
January 10, 2026 at 12:07 AM
*Internet Poisoning Critical List Gen Xer Voice*
Bro I am legit am starting with arthritis. I'm cooked.
Bro I am legit am starting with arthritis. I'm cooked.
tbf an AI President would probably be preferable right now
January 8, 2026 at 8:19 PM
tbf an AI President would probably be preferable right now
Found an old plumb line under the paper
I trust the men from many winters ago
More than I
I trust the men from many winters ago
More than I
January 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Found an old plumb line under the paper
I trust the men from many winters ago
More than I
I trust the men from many winters ago
More than I
If I haven't given you consent to test me, or I have removed consent to test me, then you are a Rapist. In which case anyone reading or hearing about this Skeet is a Rapist because you all work for a certain scientist
January 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
If I haven't given you consent to test me, or I have removed consent to test me, then you are a Rapist. In which case anyone reading or hearing about this Skeet is a Rapist because you all work for a certain scientist
Work is nauseating
January 7, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Work is nauseating
An Inauthentic Zen Master might say, "Ignore the pain in your brain." This is not medical advice.
January 7, 2026 at 8:59 AM
An Inauthentic Zen Master might say, "Ignore the pain in your brain." This is not medical advice.
The posts are not shitty enough on this website and tbh it's a trauma response
January 6, 2026 at 11:43 PM
The posts are not shitty enough on this website and tbh it's a trauma response
What the fuck do you mean I have to wake up early tomorrow. Who fucking authorised this?
January 6, 2026 at 11:42 PM
What the fuck do you mean I have to wake up early tomorrow. Who fucking authorised this?
Sometimes when you have a good day the stakes for the day after seem to increase
January 6, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Sometimes when you have a good day the stakes for the day after seem to increase
When I'm hungry my lizard brain swells
January 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
When I'm hungry my lizard brain swells
My brain is revolting
January 6, 2026 at 11:33 PM
My brain is revolting
If at the very least you won't accept the fact that my father has Shit For Brains and shouldn't be trusted with leadership or authority or responsibility then I'm afraid there is no hope, you are going to lose to the Fascists and it will be all your own fault, not even my father's fault but yours
January 6, 2026 at 11:30 PM
If at the very least you won't accept the fact that my father has Shit For Brains and shouldn't be trusted with leadership or authority or responsibility then I'm afraid there is no hope, you are going to lose to the Fascists and it will be all your own fault, not even my father's fault but yours
A good boy barks. A good boy bites.
January 6, 2026 at 11:25 PM
A good boy barks. A good boy bites.
Why? Because I already have a whole ass education on the topic
January 5, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Why? Because I already have a whole ass education on the topic
My Amygdala likes to make too much work for my frontal lobes and their allies
January 5, 2026 at 8:01 PM
My Amygdala likes to make too much work for my frontal lobes and their allies
On Her Majesty's Social Service
January 5, 2026 at 7:56 PM
On Her Majesty's Social Service
So glad we still have a website exclusively for Discourse and pet pictures
January 5, 2026 at 1:40 PM
So glad we still have a website exclusively for Discourse and pet pictures
The President cannot currently order my own extra judicial killing at a price he is willing to pay, so he did this instead. Or at least that's how my childhood trauma reads the situation
January 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
The President cannot currently order my own extra judicial killing at a price he is willing to pay, so he did this instead. Or at least that's how my childhood trauma reads the situation
Someone needs to massage my frontal lobes
January 5, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Someone needs to massage my frontal lobes
Mr Trump, Mr President, Sir have you considered that my health care provider will not provide the dose of Aspirin that you self medicate your psychosis with and your behaviour is causing neurological inflammation in me that makes me mentally ill in a way that might be dangerous for Late Capitalism?
January 5, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Mr Trump, Mr President, Sir have you considered that my health care provider will not provide the dose of Aspirin that you self medicate your psychosis with and your behaviour is causing neurological inflammation in me that makes me mentally ill in a way that might be dangerous for Late Capitalism?