The Balanced Scorpion
@middlenamealexus.bsky.social
Universe Worker. Creative Creator. Multidimensional Experience. 👁️
Peace is all I seek. This is where my most random, profound and irrational thoughts reside.🫦
Peace is all I seek. This is where my most random, profound and irrational thoughts reside.🫦
Man I wish Sistas Who Kill weren’t coming Pride weekend🥹 I was ready to go until I seen that was pride. Damn.
June 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Man I wish Sistas Who Kill weren’t coming Pride weekend🥹 I was ready to go until I seen that was pride. Damn.
Now Drake can say…at least I’m not Offset. Happy for him.
May 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Now Drake can say…at least I’m not Offset. Happy for him.
I know that me and this man are ab to have the best makeup sex. I can feel it in my bones
May 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I know that me and this man are ab to have the best makeup sex. I can feel it in my bones
Idk why I just can’t go to work on time on Mondays. It’s like against what I believe lmao
May 19, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Idk why I just can’t go to work on time on Mondays. It’s like against what I believe lmao
Mother’s Day is already a hard one for me but this year in particular stings like no other.
May 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Mother’s Day is already a hard one for me but this year in particular stings like no other.
Amazon needs some built puff bars. Had the munchies when I got to work and a pop tart was the best option like huh
May 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Amazon needs some built puff bars. Had the munchies when I got to work and a pop tart was the best option like huh
I need a paypig. I need a punching bag.
May 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I need a paypig. I need a punching bag.
Cold cardboard…like in a freezer or beer fridge in the store….
6. What is an unusual smell that you enjoy?
May 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Cold cardboard…like in a freezer or beer fridge in the store….
The transition I’m making from “bad bitch” to “well rounded established woman” is wilddddddd
April 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The transition I’m making from “bad bitch” to “well rounded established woman” is wilddddddd
I’m about to go on the best first date ever lol. I know that sounds fried but the night me and this man have planned is going to be one for the BOOKS
April 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I’m about to go on the best first date ever lol. I know that sounds fried but the night me and this man have planned is going to be one for the BOOKS
The other day I was in Walmarts parking lot and someone flew in the spot next to me bumpin Money young thug and I swear a white man in his 50/60 got out the car. I was floored and also very amused.
April 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The other day I was in Walmarts parking lot and someone flew in the spot next to me bumpin Money young thug and I swear a white man in his 50/60 got out the car. I was floored and also very amused.
Season 2 of BGC was so fucking funny and it’s like burned into my head cause I watched that shit in real time. Tanisha calling mfs a skeet skeet bitch is iconic
April 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Season 2 of BGC was so fucking funny and it’s like burned into my head cause I watched that shit in real time. Tanisha calling mfs a skeet skeet bitch is iconic
This wind sounds like cartoon wind just over exaggerated lol calm down!
April 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
This wind sounds like cartoon wind just over exaggerated lol calm down!
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I enjoy that bluest flame song
April 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I enjoy that bluest flame song
It’s a big red flag when men can’t articulate themselves.
April 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It’s a big red flag when men can’t articulate themselves.
I know my relationship with weed is better because I don’t have wraps and smoking is not as important as the good parking spot I got so I won’t be smoking a blunt tn lol
April 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I know my relationship with weed is better because I don’t have wraps and smoking is not as important as the good parking spot I got so I won’t be smoking a blunt tn lol
I can’t wait to put together Izzy’s Easter basket
April 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I can’t wait to put together Izzy’s Easter basket
Homework with Izzy is my favorite thing
April 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Homework with Izzy is my favorite thing
I want to give Sophie the life Rob could god damn she’s so fucking sexy.
April 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I want to give Sophie the life Rob could god damn she’s so fucking sexy.
This is insane. Very fucking scary
Thanks to DOGE dismantling the Tax Division, billionaires could avoid paying any taxes at all. Without the IRS tax enforcement properly functioning, they can stash money offshore, manipulate financials, & bypass audits. It’s a corrupt system designed for the rich to thrive while the rest struggle.
'Shrivel and die': DOGE cut reportedly means taxes may become 'voluntary' for billionaires
Talking Points Memo founder Josh Marshall was surprised Tuesday that the Department of Justice’s impending closure of its Tax Division — ordered by billionaire Elon Musk's Department of Government Eff...
www.rawstory.com
April 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
This is insane. Very fucking scary
They call shells/wraps “skins” in Ireland and that makes me uncomfortable lmaoooo
April 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
They call shells/wraps “skins” in Ireland and that makes me uncomfortable lmaoooo
They going to hell for this Good American Family show lmaoooo. Natalia needs to sue somebody
April 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
They going to hell for this Good American Family show lmaoooo. Natalia needs to sue somebody
I washed my couch cushions covers and fought for my liiiiiiife to put them back on. But I finally did and it feels like a new couch so it was worth it
April 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I washed my couch cushions covers and fought for my liiiiiiife to put them back on. But I finally did and it feels like a new couch so it was worth it
I love my cousin so much. She been my favorite person since I was like 5 or 6 and over two decades later it remains the same
April 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I love my cousin so much. She been my favorite person since I was like 5 or 6 and over two decades later it remains the same