@middlea.bsky.social
I hope I get old enough to be interviewed about the secret to my longevity and answer, “I shoved a pine cone up my ass once a week.” Then I want live long enough to read about a new techbro trend of shoving a pine cone up the ass.
My follow-up question: Can babies vomit in the womb?
January 15, 2026 at 7:48 PM
My follow-up question: Can babies vomit in the womb?
Oh, go fuck a couch
January 8, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Oh, go fuck a couch
Disappointed road kill bear cub or severed whale head didn’t make the top of the pyramid
January 8, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Disappointed road kill bear cub or severed whale head didn’t make the top of the pyramid
Substitute Charlie Kirk for Ms Good and they’d get fired.
January 8, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Substitute Charlie Kirk for Ms Good and they’d get fired.
Her finger was in his face, but her foot was crushing his balls under that table
November 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Her finger was in his face, but her foot was crushing his balls under that table
Once, there were probably a lot of Trump babies. I assume most were aborted and incinerated
October 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Once, there were probably a lot of Trump babies. I assume most were aborted and incinerated
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Nuremberg 2026
October 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Nuremberg 2026
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I didn’t mention that after this is over, the ICE thugs should be put on trial in a Nuremberg type trial, and I assure you that “I was just following orders” will get the same response here as it did then. No one bought that defense.
October 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I didn’t mention that after this is over, the ICE thugs should be put on trial in a Nuremberg type trial, and I assure you that “I was just following orders” will get the same response here as it did then. No one bought that defense.
Would spray foam insulation work? Asking for a friend
September 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Would spray foam insulation work? Asking for a friend
I thought he was drawn like an organ grinder monkey
September 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I thought he was drawn like an organ grinder monkey
Yeah, it’s well known he juices. Pretty obvious, too.
August 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Yeah, it’s well known he juices. Pretty obvious, too.
Am hoping for ass cancer. Please be ass cancer.
August 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Am hoping for ass cancer. Please be ass cancer.
U of M you are literally a lawyer factory. Why the fuck did you cave? Push back you morons. Trump folds like a cheap suit every time.
August 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
U of M you are literally a lawyer factory. Why the fuck did you cave? Push back you morons. Trump folds like a cheap suit every time.
And yet they will likely support a Trump 3rd term
August 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
And yet they will likely support a Trump 3rd term
The hand bruising is likely from repeated blocking of Epstein files.
August 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The hand bruising is likely from repeated blocking of Epstein files.
Watch out for sandwiches!
August 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Watch out for sandwiches!
Jesus, how many girls did he rape?
August 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Jesus, how many girls did he rape?
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RFKJR should be arrested and charged with Murder of every kid who died of the Measles! He is a worthless waste of Oxygen.
August 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
RFKJR should be arrested and charged with Murder of every kid who died of the Measles! He is a worthless waste of Oxygen.
Is someone compiling a list of who are the shits we need line up in front of a brick wall and shoot? ‘Cause this guy is one
July 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Is someone compiling a list of who are the shits we need line up in front of a brick wall and shoot? ‘Cause this guy is one