Nicole!
@middle-name-joy.bsky.social
Mostly here to make and read jokes! I'm sure this website needs more gay people who think they're hysterical.
Gender presentation is very funny in pokemon lately. A ton of trainers have these really stylish and ambiguous looks, but like, F Pikachu has a heart tail, F Wobuffet has lipstick.
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Gender presentation is very funny in pokemon lately. A ton of trainers have these really stylish and ambiguous looks, but like, F Pikachu has a heart tail, F Wobuffet has lipstick.
Tanner McKee has hit the field.
December 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Tanner McKee has hit the field.
Maybe "smear the queer" means like he wants to mess up the cute boys' make up with sloppy smooches.
December 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Maybe "smear the queer" means like he wants to mess up the cute boys' make up with sloppy smooches.
I can see why they called it schnapps, cause this shit really schnapps.
December 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I can see why they called it schnapps, cause this shit really schnapps.
I'm very frustrated that Kevin Patullo's house got vandalized. I was talking shit before too but any direct, personal harassment to him or his family is reprehensible. I disavow.
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I'm very frustrated that Kevin Patullo's house got vandalized. I was talking shit before too but any direct, personal harassment to him or his family is reprehensible. I disavow.
Cyber Monday used to mean something. We've been cybering every day for the last fifteen years at least.
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Cyber Monday used to mean something. We've been cybering every day for the last fifteen years at least.
Patullo huh? That's what I think of your play design! Patullo! *mimes spitting*
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Patullo huh? That's what I think of your play design! Patullo! *mimes spitting*
I played around with Sumer Brain ai but it couldn't tell me which nfl player's name is worth the most in a game of scrabble. My guess is Jacquizz but I was hoping for a second opinion.
October 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I played around with Sumer Brain ai but it couldn't tell me which nfl player's name is worth the most in a game of scrabble. My guess is Jacquizz but I was hoping for a second opinion.
The right has not killed political correctness so much as make a second, worse political correctness.
September 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The right has not killed political correctness so much as make a second, worse political correctness.
Eagles undefeated in games where Jalen Carter swallows.
September 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Eagles undefeated in games where Jalen Carter swallows.
Copywrite office? Has anyone claimed "Dak Tuah" yet?
September 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Copywrite office? Has anyone claimed "Dak Tuah" yet?
My tv is telling me I can watch something called China Beach on something called Howdy. I'll wait until it's free with ads on Tvify.
August 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My tv is telling me I can watch something called China Beach on something called Howdy. I'll wait until it's free with ads on Tvify.
I should have been posting this yesterday, but Tanner McKee looks like a starter every time I see him play. I'm torn between wanting a great backup and seeing him thrive elsewhere.
August 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I should have been posting this yesterday, but Tanner McKee looks like a starter every time I see him play. I'm torn between wanting a great backup and seeing him thrive elsewhere.
I'm frustrated that a sex offender (Lawrence Taylor) gets added to the federal government to help ensure children's safety in sports, and that about one kid a year dies in the heat during football practice, and yet the talk of protecting sports and athletes is just centered around trans athletes.
August 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I'm frustrated that a sex offender (Lawrence Taylor) gets added to the federal government to help ensure children's safety in sports, and that about one kid a year dies in the heat during football practice, and yet the talk of protecting sports and athletes is just centered around trans athletes.
Reposted by Nicole!
This is genuinely the news every day
July 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This is genuinely the news every day
I come to bury Ceasar, not to glaze him.
July 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I come to bury Ceasar, not to glaze him.
I enjoyed the 24 hours where I thought labubu was like delusional and delulu. Like labubu was short for lobotomy.
July 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I enjoyed the 24 hours where I thought labubu was like delusional and delulu. Like labubu was short for lobotomy.
Gotta take my lady to the museum, show her I know where to find the Klimt.
June 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Gotta take my lady to the museum, show her I know where to find the Klimt.
@drilmagic.bsky.social have you done the one with the budget and candles yet?
May 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
@drilmagic.bsky.social have you done the one with the budget and candles yet?
A sweet anxious man said he wanted to ask me a question, but he was too nervous to ask.
"Yeah, i am trans."
He has another question. "Yeah, i think they turn it inside out, kinda. But also, it's not all about that."
"Yeah, i am trans."
He has another question. "Yeah, i think they turn it inside out, kinda. But also, it's not all about that."
May 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
A sweet anxious man said he wanted to ask me a question, but he was too nervous to ask.
"Yeah, i am trans."
He has another question. "Yeah, i think they turn it inside out, kinda. But also, it's not all about that."
"Yeah, i am trans."
He has another question. "Yeah, i think they turn it inside out, kinda. But also, it's not all about that."
Confused at the claim the Tush Push is boring. Franky Luvu jumping over the line and the "award a score" moment were fun enough to cover all the other pushes. The legend of the 24-25 Eagles is cemented, thank you for that at least.
May 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Confused at the claim the Tush Push is boring. Franky Luvu jumping over the line and the "award a score" moment were fun enough to cover all the other pushes. The legend of the 24-25 Eagles is cemented, thank you for that at least.
Who yall think will win mvp? Jokic? Doncic? Balzic? Im a Balzic kinda gal.
April 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Who yall think will win mvp? Jokic? Doncic? Balzic? Im a Balzic kinda gal.
There once was a gal from Nantucket
With a weiner so grand she can't tuck it.
With a weiner so grand she can't tuck it.
April 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
There once was a gal from Nantucket
With a weiner so grand she can't tuck it.
With a weiner so grand she can't tuck it.
I pass my fidget spinner between my hands with wrapt attention. My balance is so perfect this current spin began ninety minutes ago. I am sitting next to the president.
March 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I pass my fidget spinner between my hands with wrapt attention. My balance is so perfect this current spin began ninety minutes ago. I am sitting next to the president.
I want to get a better job but if I'm ever on LinkedIn I can't avoid reading people say things like "We have AI fast food; but what we need is AI Whole Foods."
March 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I want to get a better job but if I'm ever on LinkedIn I can't avoid reading people say things like "We have AI fast food; but what we need is AI Whole Foods."