Nicole!
middle-name-joy.bsky.social
Nicole!
@middle-name-joy.bsky.social
Mostly here to make and read jokes! I'm sure this website needs more gay people who think they're hysterical.
Gender presentation is very funny in pokemon lately. A ton of trainers have these really stylish and ambiguous looks, but like, F Pikachu has a heart tail, F Wobuffet has lipstick.
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Tanner McKee has hit the field.
December 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Maybe "smear the queer" means like he wants to mess up the cute boys' make up with sloppy smooches.
December 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I can see why they called it schnapps, cause this shit really schnapps.
December 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I'm very frustrated that Kevin Patullo's house got vandalized. I was talking shit before too but any direct, personal harassment to him or his family is reprehensible. I disavow.
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Cyber Monday used to mean something. We've been cybering every day for the last fifteen years at least.
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Patullo huh? That's what I think of your play design! Patullo! *mimes spitting*
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I played around with Sumer Brain ai but it couldn't tell me which nfl player's name is worth the most in a game of scrabble. My guess is Jacquizz but I was hoping for a second opinion.
October 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The right has not killed political correctness so much as make a second, worse political correctness.
September 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Eagles undefeated in games where Jalen Carter swallows.
September 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Copywrite office? Has anyone claimed "Dak Tuah" yet?
September 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My tv is telling me I can watch something called China Beach on something called Howdy. I'll wait until it's free with ads on Tvify.
August 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I should have been posting this yesterday, but Tanner McKee looks like a starter every time I see him play. I'm torn between wanting a great backup and seeing him thrive elsewhere.
August 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I'm frustrated that a sex offender (Lawrence Taylor) gets added to the federal government to help ensure children's safety in sports, and that about one kid a year dies in the heat during football practice, and yet the talk of protecting sports and athletes is just centered around trans athletes.
August 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Reposted by Nicole!
This is genuinely the news every day
July 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I come to bury Ceasar, not to glaze him.
July 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I enjoyed the 24 hours where I thought labubu was like delusional and delulu. Like labubu was short for lobotomy.
July 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Gotta take my lady to the museum, show her I know where to find the Klimt.
June 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
@drilmagic.bsky.social have you done the one with the budget and candles yet?
May 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
A sweet anxious man said he wanted to ask me a question, but he was too nervous to ask.
"Yeah, i am trans."
He has another question. "Yeah, i think they turn it inside out, kinda. But also, it's not all about that."
May 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Confused at the claim the Tush Push is boring. Franky Luvu jumping over the line and the "award a score" moment were fun enough to cover all the other pushes. The legend of the 24-25 Eagles is cemented, thank you for that at least.
May 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Who yall think will win mvp? Jokic? Doncic? Balzic? Im a Balzic kinda gal.
April 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
There once was a gal from Nantucket
With a weiner so grand she can't tuck it.
April 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I pass my fidget spinner between my hands with wrapt attention. My balance is so perfect this current spin began ninety minutes ago. I am sitting next to the president.
March 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I want to get a better job but if I'm ever on LinkedIn I can't avoid reading people say things like "We have AI fast food; but what we need is AI Whole Foods."
March 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM