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plastic barrel monkeys
October 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
this is kicking my ass
July 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Really raw deal that all the other saints get to live in heaven but Santa Claus has to live at the North Pole
July 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
socks
July 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I LOVE THE EARLY MODERN PERIOD!!!
July 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Grey smoke rises from the Sistine: Cardinal Schrödinger from Austria both has and hasn’t been elected Pope, until, of course, we reopen the Sistine to public observation
May 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
i feel like if i were around in Atlantic Revolution times I’d be the schmuck still practicing the Cult of the Supreme Being in like 1812
March 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
in Jesus Christ Superstar when Judas compares himself to a “jaded Mandarin—“ got me wondering, is that a cultural referent that he would have had in 33 AD? I know the whole point is the anachronism, but
March 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
February 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
ehhh how bout this
February 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
“Neapolitan” GOATed demonym

Also see Glaswegian

Worst perhaps “Utahn”
February 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
My dad just said of my dog “her knowledge is very basic”
February 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
wait. what do you do during a physics PhD? Like history duh you’re doing archival research and reading and writing and stuff. Bio I get because there’s labs and stuff which I understand. Are you like, trying to discover new physics?? With… labs? big whiteboards?
February 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Lfg

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Percentile: 99.98
datcreativity.com
February 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Wait holy shit—the last Tsar of Bulgaria, Simeon II:

- is still alive
- was Tsar 1943-1946, then exiled until 1996
- served as PRIME MINISTER OF BULGARIA from 2001-2005
- is a Saxe-Coburg-Gotha just like the British monarchs pre-Charles III
February 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
crazy that Norway existed basically as a colonial space to the Netherlands / Denmark during the first few centuries of global capitalism
February 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Reposted by michael wayne
they gotta stop making advertisements for things - like at all.
February 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
great year for resistlib vernacular English so far
February 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
ooh i like the butterfly
December 25, 2023 at 7:39 PM
got a book + its prequel
December 12, 2023 at 4:02 AM
Also, hello. I’m here at last
November 18, 2023 at 1:11 PM
Elon Musk has really come out and said “no, no, you all don’t understand. I have nothing against ISRAEL. I love israel. It’s the Jewish PEOPLE I have a problem with”
November 18, 2023 at 1:05 PM