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South Jersey 🥒
any/all
South Jersey 🥒
any/all
“It’s all pipes. What’s the difference?” —George Costanza
May 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
“It’s all pipes. What’s the difference?” —George Costanza
The Aurora borealis
April 19, 2025 at 11:06 AM
The Aurora borealis
At least this person used punctuation marks.
April 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
At least this person used punctuation marks.
I’m a big fan of the “Masterful gambit, sir” meme
April 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I’m a big fan of the “Masterful gambit, sir” meme
It’s truly baffling considering our housing crisis. All she had to say was “We’ll build more homes with x, y, z policies.” That’s an easy slam dunk.
I haven’t looked into her campaign’s funding, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the U.S.’s largest banks (and landlords) contributed.
I haven’t looked into her campaign’s funding, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the U.S.’s largest banks (and landlords) contributed.
April 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It’s truly baffling considering our housing crisis. All she had to say was “We’ll build more homes with x, y, z policies.” That’s an easy slam dunk.
I haven’t looked into her campaign’s funding, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the U.S.’s largest banks (and landlords) contributed.
I haven’t looked into her campaign’s funding, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the U.S.’s largest banks (and landlords) contributed.
I wanna see Elon’s chess elo
April 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I wanna see Elon’s chess elo
only if it has the really chipper DJ from Burnout 3: Takedown
April 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
only if it has the really chipper DJ from Burnout 3: Takedown
Low ELO chess is the hardest. Because no one knows what they’re doing most of the time, it’s super unpredictable and you get some really insane games.
Seriously wishing you the best on your blitz journey <3
(Idk maybe try king’s gambit/fried liver attack your way to better pastures)
Seriously wishing you the best on your blitz journey <3
(Idk maybe try king’s gambit/fried liver attack your way to better pastures)
April 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Low ELO chess is the hardest. Because no one knows what they’re doing most of the time, it’s super unpredictable and you get some really insane games.
Seriously wishing you the best on your blitz journey <3
(Idk maybe try king’s gambit/fried liver attack your way to better pastures)
Seriously wishing you the best on your blitz journey <3
(Idk maybe try king’s gambit/fried liver attack your way to better pastures)
Not a movie, but Jimmy Valvano’s speech at the 1993 ESPYs. We watched it annually, and I still quote it. My dad lives by that speech.
[paraphrased] “Three things we should do everyday are laugh, think, and cry. That’s a full day.”
[paraphrased] “Three things we should do everyday are laugh, think, and cry. That’s a full day.”
March 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Not a movie, but Jimmy Valvano’s speech at the 1993 ESPYs. We watched it annually, and I still quote it. My dad lives by that speech.
[paraphrased] “Three things we should do everyday are laugh, think, and cry. That’s a full day.”
[paraphrased] “Three things we should do everyday are laugh, think, and cry. That’s a full day.”
Did America’s satanic panic ever get imported to the UK? I couldn’t imagine being terrified by witchcraft AND ninjas.
March 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Did America’s satanic panic ever get imported to the UK? I couldn’t imagine being terrified by witchcraft AND ninjas.
That’s like an ice cream man being named “Cone.”
March 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
That’s like an ice cream man being named “Cone.”
I just do it for the Vine tbh
March 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I just do it for the Vine tbh
I get the vibe Lex says shit like “Why can’t we all just get along 🥺” while voting Trump 3/3 times.
I never listened to his pod so idk.
I never listened to his pod so idk.
March 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I get the vibe Lex says shit like “Why can’t we all just get along 🥺” while voting Trump 3/3 times.
I never listened to his pod so idk.
I never listened to his pod so idk.
Regardless of who owns the means of production, High School Musical’s “Bop to the Top” is one of my all-time favorite songs.
January 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Regardless of who owns the means of production, High School Musical’s “Bop to the Top” is one of my all-time favorite songs.
I loved this video, bc you can really tell Big Joel had a lot of fun :’)
THE PHAAAANTOM OF THE MEGAPLEX IS HEEEEEEEE
THE PHAAAANTOM OF THE MEGAPLEX IS HEEEEEEEE
January 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I loved this video, bc you can really tell Big Joel had a lot of fun :’)
THE PHAAAANTOM OF THE MEGAPLEX IS HEEEEEEEE
THE PHAAAANTOM OF THE MEGAPLEX IS HEEEEEEEE
Nothing beats the excitement of getting a new toy :’)
November 30, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Nothing beats the excitement of getting a new toy :’)
My mom is a swing voter (conservative) and her boyfriend is a centrist (conservative)
November 29, 2024 at 12:02 AM
My mom is a swing voter (conservative) and her boyfriend is a centrist (conservative)
For a hot second, my ADHD brain thought we were talking about Mr. Beat drama
November 26, 2024 at 4:40 AM
For a hot second, my ADHD brain thought we were talking about Mr. Beat drama
You’re 100% right!! F.D. Signifier had a whole library of high quality essays before he got big and now they’re sitting at 1m+ views.
November 24, 2024 at 8:56 PM
You’re 100% right!! F.D. Signifier had a whole library of high quality essays before he got big and now they’re sitting at 1m+ views.
The skull is not a chew toy >:(
November 24, 2024 at 8:52 PM
The skull is not a chew toy >:(
Only for a week, give or take a day.
November 19, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Only for a week, give or take a day.