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“The Chamber of Commerce has betrayed me. For years, they went to business school, just to learn how to hold a knife and fork.”
February 18, 2026 at 10:04 AM
“The Chamber of Commerce has betrayed me. For years, they went to business school, just to learn how to hold a knife and fork.”
A jug of sulfuric acid and a personal letter from Hubert Humphrey? Sounds like a James Ellroy writing prompt.
February 14, 2026 at 9:13 AM
A jug of sulfuric acid and a personal letter from Hubert Humphrey? Sounds like a James Ellroy writing prompt.
Probably a typo. What she has is an „Epstein Visa“.
February 14, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Probably a typo. What she has is an „Epstein Visa“.
Converted to Catholicism in April, nominated to the Religious Liberty Commission in May. At that rate she’ll be pope by the end of the year.
February 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Converted to Catholicism in April, nominated to the Religious Liberty Commission in May. At that rate she’ll be pope by the end of the year.
And don’t even get them started about trad-alimony or trad-child support.
February 13, 2026 at 8:52 AM
And don’t even get them started about trad-alimony or trad-child support.
It was a very special blanket! Do you have any idea how many Dalmatian puppies she had to skin to gave it made?
February 13, 2026 at 8:28 AM
It was a very special blanket! Do you have any idea how many Dalmatian puppies she had to skin to gave it made?
RFK Jr probably thinks the Epstein-Barr virus was created in a lab by Jeffrey Epstein & William Barr, so the administration must protect it at all costs.
February 13, 2026 at 8:16 AM
RFK Jr probably thinks the Epstein-Barr virus was created in a lab by Jeffrey Epstein & William Barr, so the administration must protect it at all costs.
It would be more on brand for this administration to blame gender reveal parties.
February 12, 2026 at 10:07 AM
It would be more on brand for this administration to blame gender reveal parties.
Is this some system of staggered rewards?
Dow 50000 -> Move on from Epstein
Dow 60000 -> Melania gets to build a skull pyramid in the Rose Garden
Dow 70000 -> Trump gets to feast on the flesh of the living
Dow 50000 -> Move on from Epstein
Dow 60000 -> Melania gets to build a skull pyramid in the Rose Garden
Dow 70000 -> Trump gets to feast on the flesh of the living
February 11, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Is this some system of staggered rewards?
Dow 50000 -> Move on from Epstein
Dow 60000 -> Melania gets to build a skull pyramid in the Rose Garden
Dow 70000 -> Trump gets to feast on the flesh of the living
Dow 50000 -> Move on from Epstein
Dow 60000 -> Melania gets to build a skull pyramid in the Rose Garden
Dow 70000 -> Trump gets to feast on the flesh of the living
A “Hell No Bill”
February 11, 2026 at 7:12 PM
A “Hell No Bill”
This one seems genuinely funny. Registered his own railroad company in order to appoint himself to its railroad police force.
February 11, 2026 at 3:11 PM
This one seems genuinely funny. Registered his own railroad company in order to appoint himself to its railroad police force.
Yes, I’ve been wondering about that as well.
I can think of a few reasons:
1. If the plane had to make an emergency landing somewhere due to a different problem, compromised tires would pose an extra risk.
2. If the tire already blew on takeoff, there might be secondary damage.
I can think of a few reasons:
1. If the plane had to make an emergency landing somewhere due to a different problem, compromised tires would pose an extra risk.
2. If the tire already blew on takeoff, there might be secondary damage.
February 11, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Yes, I’ve been wondering about that as well.
I can think of a few reasons:
1. If the plane had to make an emergency landing somewhere due to a different problem, compromised tires would pose an extra risk.
2. If the tire already blew on takeoff, there might be secondary damage.
I can think of a few reasons:
1. If the plane had to make an emergency landing somewhere due to a different problem, compromised tires would pose an extra risk.
2. If the tire already blew on takeoff, there might be secondary damage.
The economy is booming! Sheet music sales for “Nearer, my God, to Thee” setting new records daily.
February 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
The economy is booming! Sheet music sales for “Nearer, my God, to Thee” setting new records daily.
Yes, but in 2025 it was a woman. The office rotates annually among the 7 ministers, it’s largely ceremonial.
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Yes, but in 2025 it was a woman. The office rotates annually among the 7 ministers, it’s largely ceremonial.
I wonder how the photographer got him to take off his fedora for the picture.
February 11, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I wonder how the photographer got him to take off his fedora for the picture.
February 11, 2026 at 1:26 PM
That would not be entirely kosher, though.
February 11, 2026 at 1:07 PM
That would not be entirely kosher, though.
Is there such a thing as a “pro filio” filing?
February 11, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Is there such a thing as a “pro filio” filing?
What do you mean MEDIEVAL? https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/apr/16/experience-ive-had-the-same-supper-for-10-years
February 7, 2026 at 2:48 PM
What do you mean MEDIEVAL? https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/apr/16/experience-ive-had-the-same-supper-for-10-years
The moon is a harsh mistress, but a patient one.
February 3, 2026 at 6:39 PM
The moon is a harsh mistress, but a patient one.
He might be smart enough to understand that it’s not to his benefit when government establishes a principle of shooting anyone who is armed in any way while opposing them.
February 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
He might be smart enough to understand that it’s not to his benefit when government establishes a principle of shooting anyone who is armed in any way while opposing them.
All I know is that the Dawn is described as “rosy-fingered”, so presumably Caucasian.
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
All I know is that the Dawn is described as “rosy-fingered”, so presumably Caucasian.