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Micr0byte
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i am misinformation's biggest hater

i go by Micr0byte, micr0, or micr0-dev

hi, i post all sorts of things, some linux related, some less so linux related, some funny […]

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most of you on fedi

(yes I am judging, just get a vps and use a wiregaurd tunnel instead of cloudflare smh)
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
all AI logos are shaped like buttholes because they are gonna be FUCKED when the "ai" bubble pops
November 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
fuck I wanna get like a thinkpad with all possible io I could ever need and a 4:3 screen and use it. ugghh

i just also wish it was arm and had rly good battery life
November 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The fedi experience in a nutshell:

Thing frustrates you

Vent post

Vent post becomes A Post™

Now you're frustrated about the vent post attention

Vent post about the vent post

That also becomes A Post™

Delete account, start over (jk... unless?)

P.S. and then you subpost the whole situation
November 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
[lil vent running free services, altbot]

altbot generates alt text for images using locally hosted open source llm. runs on my own infrastructure, costs me money and time, (and is also able to only exist thanks to my supporters on github and kofi) does it for free because accessibility matters […]
Original post on wetdry.world
wetdry.world
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
hot take but groupchats work better when there is no chat history and when its just the people speaking in the moment. kinda like irc without bouncers.

its like coming to a get together tbh

instead of having this weird place where everyone is constantly listening
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The revolution will not be televised. Please report to your local propaganda officer for more information.
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
> anon: what’s your process for learning a new technology? do you have any advice to avoid falling into tutorial hell? i love the site and your work btw :>

i just... fuck around and find out. look for the official docs. get examples, and start scrapping shit together! if it works it works! and […]
Original post on wetdry.world
wetdry.world
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
crime is legal
November 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
@esm where the fuck is the react button 😭
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Reposted by Micr0byte
it's not a proper outage until the status page is rendering without CSS (it's not a flawless 10/10 outage until the status page is in a DNS black hole)

#cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
no one talks about the fact that sleep capsules are Faraday cages lmfao, as soon as I get inside my signal drops to 0

i can't even doom scroll before sleep 🥲
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
BRUH EVEN HTTP CAT DOESNT WORK LMFAO

https://http.cat/405
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
_checks cloudflare status page_

_doesn't load because cloudflare is down_

:munch:
November 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
and people were asking me why I was using wiregaurd instead of "just using a cloudflare tunnel"
November 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Idk about you peeps but to me it just looks like John Mastodon has gone plural
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 AM
fuck is it??
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 AM
this is real
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 AM
this is not real
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM
ARE GARGRON AND MORGANA FROM PERSONA 5 RELATED??!?!?!??!11??!?!/
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I'm all for seizing the means of production.... but starbucks pink drink 🥺
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
oooo there is a nixOS meetup today in Berlin, at c-base, def gonna go, I wanna see what the nixOs-ers say and if they can convert me lol
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 AM
hi chat, I'm in Berlin for a few days, anyone around who wants to grab coffee or smthing?
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 AM
first time on a sleeper train, the fear of sleeping through my alarm and waking up in warsaw is real
November 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
i cannot fucking spell holyshit
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM