Love bomber Jeremiah ladies and gents… literally having a fight with your girlfriend because you lied to her, she goes through a traumatic experience, and immediately asking to marry her? My DUDE

The reference to p.s. I still love you is funny and sweet. I still love Conrad lmaoooooo

I love Anika, she can be added to the characters I like list.

Also there is no fucking way her brother didn’t know since they were at dinner and he went “well you broke up over Cabo” and she went “nah we were on a break” and he said nothing lol

Bro when she said “we never stopped being together” and he did immediately go “I thought we were broken up, I had a rebound, it meant nothing I’m so sorry” if fucking WILD tho and was that bracelet actually for her at this point haha

Also the petty girly saying “what happens in Cabo stays in Cabo.” Next time just, slide into her DMs like a girls girl. Like it was obvious she knew who Belly was from the get go so that was just bitchy haha

Okay but Jeremiah should have told her he slept with someone else while on a break just for like… sexual health purposes. But it’s very obvious that Belly is upset because he was just with someone else not the lying part and that’s where I got the ick

Okay wait, maybe Agnes isn’t rancid. Just ambitious. I kinda respect that lol.

Conrad going to therapy and growing. Jeremiah and Belly acting like fucking children. Honestly, they deserve each other lol.

Unfortunately… Agnes’s vibes are rancid…. Actually, Conrad and Laurel are the only characters I like 30 minutes in.

And ICE and DJT’s racist bullshit. And I ranted about it for 3 pages instead of taking about ELL and MLs. Cause they are both so connected and she was like “it’s okay to rant! I’m just glad you had a space to do so” and gave me full points!!!

All of her music about how she’s hard to love because what yall have done to her. And NOW she’s obviously making joke about it. And yall are mad? Like she’s literally reclaiming herself and the labels yall have now put on her as a “sex icon”

“15 minutes” about how the industry finally noticed her and now she has to do something with it to stay relevant while everyone is trying to take advantage of her.

Like… “because I liked a boy” reducing her to the villain and slut because she was in the drivers license controversy.