Mick Kemp
@mickkemp.bsky.social
Always remember that it is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood: there will always be some who misunderstand you
All things are relative 😂
January 22, 2026 at 6:53 PM
All things are relative 😂
A robot vacuum cleaner would be a better parent than Musk
January 22, 2026 at 5:02 PM
A robot vacuum cleaner would be a better parent than Musk
If it wasn't for us (Brits) he'd be speaking Japanese!
January 21, 2026 at 3:02 PM
If it wasn't for us (Brits) he'd be speaking Japanese!
Board of Piss, more like! I'm surprised he's not dug up Pol Pot to ask if he wants to be on it.
January 19, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Board of Piss, more like! I'm surprised he's not dug up Pol Pot to ask if he wants to be on it.
He probably thinks that the Nazis were Socialists as well!
January 18, 2026 at 8:06 PM
He probably thinks that the Nazis were Socialists as well!
On their armoured mobility scooters?
January 17, 2026 at 8:06 PM
On their armoured mobility scooters?
If they were in the UK most of them would be members of Fathers 4 Justice
January 15, 2026 at 3:58 PM
If they were in the UK most of them would be members of Fathers 4 Justice
I think she's shot her bolt I'm afraid. She'll be out tonight. The lesson is: don't upset Roxy!
January 14, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I think she's shot her bolt I'm afraid. She'll be out tonight. The lesson is: don't upset Roxy!
I read it as Harry Brook got into trouble with a bounder, which naturally lead me to assume that BoJo must have been involved somehow!
January 8, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I read it as Harry Brook got into trouble with a bounder, which naturally lead me to assume that BoJo must have been involved somehow!
I thought that Fiona was very perceptive when she said that he had no detective or investigative skills, which others seemed to think were part of a Barrister's skill set!
January 3, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I thought that Fiona was very perceptive when she said that he had no detective or investigative skills, which others seemed to think were part of a Barrister's skill set!
He's probably busy shredding all the Epstein files that relate to him!
December 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
He's probably busy shredding all the Epstein files that relate to him!
House Speaker says Kristallnacht just broken glass
December 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
House Speaker says Kristallnacht just broken glass
What was his idea of a positive Brexit outcome?
December 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
What was his idea of a positive Brexit outcome?
share.google
December 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Well you've got 4 types of football, so you do need to be able to differentiate 😂
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Well you've got 4 types of football, so you do need to be able to differentiate 😂
Well "soccer" will be available! Nobody outside the USA says soccer anywsy
December 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Well "soccer" will be available! Nobody outside the USA says soccer anywsy
Piss Prize more like!
December 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Piss Prize more like!
Shouldn't you be advising him to put all his money into Crypto? Couldn't possibly fail!
November 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Shouldn't you be advising him to put all his money into Crypto? Couldn't possibly fail!
Apparently it's only official when the US says it is!
November 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Apparently it's only official when the US says it is!
I very much doubt that she's ever voted Labour.
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I very much doubt that she's ever voted Labour.
Maybe DJT thought Mamdani was Donald Jr - they've both got beards after all
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Maybe DJT thought Mamdani was Donald Jr - they've both got beards after all