Michael Taylor
@mickeywhizz.bsky.social
I’m just a joiner’s son from Newburn.
You’re watching the Newcastle game then? 🫣
December 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
You’re watching the Newcastle game then? 🫣
Who would the lady who was clearing the dyke along there on Monday night have been? Whoever she was she did a sterling job!
November 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Who would the lady who was clearing the dyke along there on Monday night have been? Whoever she was she did a sterling job!
Just been down to Armstrong Bridge this morning; secured some Sycamore Sizzlers from Geordie Bangers 👍🏻
June 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Just been down to Armstrong Bridge this morning; secured some Sycamore Sizzlers from Geordie Bangers 👍🏻
Hang in there Bonnie lad! 💪🏻
June 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Hang in there Bonnie lad! 💪🏻
Doesn’t get much better than this; fabulous!
June 21, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Doesn’t get much better than this; fabulous!
Has he stolen Reece Mogg’s morning suit? Looks several sizes too big for him.
June 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Has he stolen Reece Mogg’s morning suit? Looks several sizes too big for him.
I’m her Dad, and so’s my wife!
Just discovered I’ve got a son today too🤔
Just discovered I’ve got a son today too🤔
June 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I’m her Dad, and so’s my wife!
Just discovered I’ve got a son today too🤔
Just discovered I’ve got a son today too🤔
He’s got more road sense than half the visitors!
June 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM
He’s got more road sense than half the visitors!
It’s screaming Eurovision Song Contest to us.
April 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It’s screaming Eurovision Song Contest to us.
His actual shirt might actually fit.
March 17, 2025 at 10:24 AM
His actual shirt might actually fit.
There’ll be as body shop somewhere in Byker with some random taking an angle grinder to the top of a bus. Pity your Dad didn’t still have his flatbed 🏆
March 17, 2025 at 9:35 AM
There’ll be as body shop somewhere in Byker with some random taking an angle grinder to the top of a bus. Pity your Dad didn’t still have his flatbed 🏆
1st thought was let’s not get humped, then it was lets have a go, then we could actually sneak a goal, then we could get a couple, then we could score at will, then we could actually hump them, to finally oh 💩 it’s going to go to extra time and we’ll blow it…. Just a typical day in the life of #NUFC
March 17, 2025 at 9:32 AM
1st thought was let’s not get humped, then it was lets have a go, then we could actually sneak a goal, then we could get a couple, then we could score at will, then we could actually hump them, to finally oh 💩 it’s going to go to extra time and we’ll blow it…. Just a typical day in the life of #NUFC
It won’t. Nobody knows what to do with themselves, or what to do next.
March 17, 2025 at 9:20 AM
It won’t. Nobody knows what to do with themselves, or what to do next.
We do things differently up here. Oh and #wedontdoquiet
March 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
We do things differently up here. Oh and #wedontdoquiet
Just reading the replies; and to quote the legendary 80’s Geordie philosopher (who happens to be celebrating his 71st birthday) “double bollocks”
March 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Just reading the replies; and to quote the legendary 80’s Geordie philosopher (who happens to be celebrating his 71st birthday) “double bollocks”
Pity this hadn’t happened a few days ago where Air Force One got stuck on the tarmac whilst the debris from a certain rocket 💥 cleared the airspace 😳
March 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Pity this hadn’t happened a few days ago where Air Force One got stuck on the tarmac whilst the debris from a certain rocket 💥 cleared the airspace 😳
Enjoy it whilst it lasts.
March 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Enjoy it whilst it lasts.
I’d be more interested to learn who was no. 46😳
February 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I’d be more interested to learn who was no. 46😳
The two aren’t mutually exclusive….
February 16, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The two aren’t mutually exclusive….
Two games in a row: doesn’t bode well.
February 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Two games in a row: doesn’t bode well.
