If he had bought the Cowboys, we would have been able to answer the question “what happens when an nfl team goes bankrupt?”

Given that the ruling class has a higher than average percentage of pedophiles, I don’t think that child welfare is a priority….

The rationale is we don’t want to leave witnesses who can testify they weren’t carrying drugs

It’s like It, but written by supremely stupid people

On a totally unrelated note, have the Russians literally been washing his brain with bleach for the last 40 years?

That would be a lot of data to analyze. If only there were a technology that would make that easier.

What’s that? They don’t want to know?

The irony of reading this on social media is not lost on me