Michæl E. Allen
@mickeyhfunk.bsky.social
The clippers bench play makes me want to commit war crimes, which qualifies me to work in the Trump administration
November 30, 2025 at 9:51 AM
The clippers bench play makes me want to commit war crimes, which qualifies me to work in the Trump administration
@hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp can you make an update so that i can store a machine gun in the coffin board so i can be even more like Django?
July 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
@hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp can you make an update so that i can store a machine gun in the coffin board so i can be even more like Django?
The only way, and I think it’s kind of likely, that Trump doesn’t cheat at golf is that he actually can’t count higher than 3.
April 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The only way, and I think it’s kind of likely, that Trump doesn’t cheat at golf is that he actually can’t count higher than 3.
I’m working on developing Fantasy Fantasy Football. You draft a bunch of sad men and then get points based on how they do in their fantasy football league. It’s not going well.
October 14, 2024 at 9:15 PM
I’m working on developing Fantasy Fantasy Football. You draft a bunch of sad men and then get points based on how they do in their fantasy football league. It’s not going well.