Count me in your worship, up for anything with brushes sponges and large trousers and tricorn hats.

Hard for the reactionary right to maintain a confected whinge when the supermarkets food quality goes up and the shelves have more stock and more choice. The sacred cow of Brexit ( working in anyway with Europe) has been slaughtered in front of their very eyes. YAY!!

It’s a gothic nightmare, someone should write a book about it.

A new vase has been ordered your worship from the mayoral vase replenishment fund.

Didn’t the Yanks force unwilling conscripts to go and fight a war in Vietnam ? Didn’t the yanks shoot anti war protesters at Kent State University. We need no lessons from Trump and Vance on anything. Solidarity with Zelensky and the people of Ukraine.

So much you can pick over in that get together, but I am minded that the proof of the pudding is in the eating.

Your worship new trainers will be sent immediately from the Mayoral sports equipment repository.

Be careful in them dark woods , if you see any houses made of sweets and biscuits stay the f**k out.

It’s brilliant every convert weakens Muskrat a little bit more and means he’s wasted billions.

Your worship, is this the comeback special you were talking about at the last Mayoral briefing ?

Isn’t Musk from an anal gland, makes sense tbh.

Your worship we will be conducting prayers and a vigil for you.