I think about the deranged penguin every day of my life.

Didn’t one of his sisters commit suicide?

Thank god they show the serving and container nutrition facts on this seltzer.

Yea man, or you could just call me.

I fucking can’t with this shit, it’s like they want me to drop membership.

Prettiest cat on here…

First post on here is going to be help I got lost in the corporate park between my hotel and stop and shop, and now I feel like I’m stuck in a 90’s sci-fi movie.