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Michelle
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Older than I look, louder than I sound.
Tulips, but added climate destruction.
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I once worked in a system that required me to reconcile my truck logs from yyyy:mm:dd:hh:mm to my time card punches of dd:mm:yy hh:cc (100 click per hour).

At least they were both 24h time with 00 midnight? I still get flashbacks.
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
For some reason I’m reminded of the pudding brains who bought knitting dot com and had big new plans for it.
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Haha, yes my vision impairment IS hilarious.
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The Cuyahoga River regularly caught fire, trace amounts of pharmaceuticals was a dramatic improvement to what our water contained.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
It’s been a problem for decades, with “whole-word” sight reading starting 100 years ago and similar methods making a resurgence off and on ever since.
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
They Googled it. Which is how they view chatGPT now, partially because google is also full of AI slop.

And partially because we all learned to open the window and type in our questions.
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I explained to my husband as: remember those Chuck Norris facts? Imagine instead of badass they’re batshit… and true.
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I make birria for thanksgiving dinner, usually beef brisket.

You can imagine that my dinner cost more this year. Just kidding I had to make something else because I can’t afford beef anymore.
November 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Or NYT pitchbot has trained ChatGPT, and right wing media is just AI with an anchor desk set?
November 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I might designate him the only Never Trumper whose input I’d find useful, but that’s about it.

I only find his current political opinions helpful because he does still think like a conservative and doesn’t practice magical thinking about their motivations.
November 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
lol! But he absolutely would call you a young person.
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I think this is it, Kristol has principles. I think some of his principles suck, but he stands for things and shows a sense of responsibility missing from a lot of his conservative cohort.
November 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
What, you think this is bad advice,

“I know you’re tired of doing everything, but you’ll have to wait until his new shitty behavior wears off to address that!”
November 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My hunny’s other hobby is flying RC sailplanes and drones. The coffee obsession is saving me money.
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I’ve been on max doses of my allergy medicine which gives me awful dry mouth. I’ve been sucking on my Chimes ginger candy for it… and accidentally fell asleep with one in my mouth.

Very bad idea, it was absolutely glued to the side of my cheek, which was half numb. Ope!
November 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
His per diem is approximately $80, or the same as one week of the average he just cited.
October 31, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Shakshuka.

One that also appears to be an alien species: surströmming.
October 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I’m from an enormous family and ‘aunt’, ‘uncle’ and ‘cousin’ are vague terms used mostly to denote generations. My dad, youngest of 9, went to the same high school in the same grade as my ‘uncle’ who was actually his nephew, my first cousin.

I have well over a hundred cousins on his side alone.
October 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
No he doesn’t. Not even one guy. But I know a woman who nursed her husband of 30+ years through terminal cancer who found at his deathbed that he’d hidden all their money and attempted to leave their house to a charity, including a fund to “evict current occupant”. Her only mention in his will.
October 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
No, it’s an AI image meant to look like Hilary Clinton.
October 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
That’s a snappy pantsuit… pretty sure it’s not Betty White.
October 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Derry Maine is essentially how the Bachman pen name was outed, isn’t it?
October 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Soupier Cuban frijoles negros it is. Why are groceries so insane I have to check prices by the day now?!
October 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I wondered, looked into it, and almost immediately decided that was the wrong question.
October 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM