I dread to think how things will go with Jakob as a housemate. Prepare for pedantry! #TheArchers

Kate once again showing a shocking mis-reading of the room as she gushes over Phoebes baby scans with poor Kirsty. #TheArchers

Brian and Justin were acting like petulant schoolboys. It’s a wonder either of them manage to run businesses. Good grief! Put Stella in charge, she’ll sort it all out. #TheArchers