One of my favorite spring activities is listening to my neighbors mow their lawn and hit massive things in the grass that stalls their mowers.

Don’t care about Dire Wolves, give me a stegosaurus!

Kudos to me for not getting really honest with some right-kneeling family and friends on FB last night after being at a ska concert and drinking craft beer! It was close…

In an interesting moral turn, I recently traded in several firearms to purchase this beautiful weapon:

Not sure if “arguing with my cat” is good to list as a hobby on my dating profile, but I like to be upfront if I can.