I am moving to Europe alone, so I adopted this 6 pound creature to guide my parasympathetic nervous system through the Delta Quadrant. She is Janeway for short and Captain Janeway at the vet’s office. Her ears are capable of picking up transmissions from micro wormholes. 🖖🏻 #StarTrek

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@ouraring.bsky.social Oura Ring really out here tracking the downfall of the United States through the perception and fear of its users. GEE WHY IS YOUR BODY STRAINED. Is there a “tag” for “I pay attention to the global chess board and it is 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 right now?

Thanks, phone. Your timing is fantastic as usual. 🙈😑

You cannot argue with this.