MichelleOBamYa
@michelleobamya.bsky.social
Fox was talking about me?! Nah, can’t be. I’m no where near as cool as Michelle Obama, which is who they were probably talking about.
October 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Fox was talking about me?! Nah, can’t be. I’m no where near as cool as Michelle Obama, which is who they were probably talking about.
Maybe become I’m currently housesitting? Wrong tag. I’m not the Former FLOTUS, I’m the First Lady of the United SKATES of America.
October 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Maybe become I’m currently housesitting? Wrong tag. I’m not the Former FLOTUS, I’m the First Lady of the United SKATES of America.
Pretty sure I never held a cabinet position but nice try.
Wrong tag.
Wrong tag.
October 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Pretty sure I never held a cabinet position but nice try.
Wrong tag.
Wrong tag.
Oh hi. Sorry for any confusion, but you tagged the wrong First Lady. I’m the First Lady of the United SKATES of America.
I’m nowhere near as cool as Michelle Obama.
I’m nowhere near as cool as Michelle Obama.
October 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Oh hi. Sorry for any confusion, but you tagged the wrong First Lady. I’m the First Lady of the United SKATES of America.
I’m nowhere near as cool as Michelle Obama.
I’m nowhere near as cool as Michelle Obama.
For clarity, she does not have a blue Sky account.
October 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
For clarity, she does not have a blue Sky account.
Yep, still me and not Michelle Obama. Sigh.
October 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Yep, still me and not Michelle Obama. Sigh.
No, I didn’t. And you’ve been tagging the WRONG First Lady. I am the derby version, NOT the former FLOTUS
September 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
No, I didn’t. And you’ve been tagging the WRONG First Lady. I am the derby version, NOT the former FLOTUS
You tagged the incorrect flotus.
June 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
You tagged the incorrect flotus.
You tagged the incorrect account.
June 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
You tagged the incorrect account.
Oh hi 👋. Unfortunately, you tagged the incorrect account. I’m Michelle O Bam Ya - First Lady of the United Skates of America
Sorry to disappoint.
#SupportYourLocalRollerDerby.
Sorry to disappoint.
#SupportYourLocalRollerDerby.
June 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Oh hi 👋. Unfortunately, you tagged the incorrect account. I’m Michelle O Bam Ya - First Lady of the United Skates of America
Sorry to disappoint.
#SupportYourLocalRollerDerby.
Sorry to disappoint.
#SupportYourLocalRollerDerby.
Oh hi 👋 sorry for the confusion, but you tagged the wrong First Lady.
May 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Oh hi 👋 sorry for the confusion, but you tagged the wrong First Lady.
Hey, you tagged me. 🤷♀️
Maybe check your tags and then laugh at your own fuck up.
Maybe check your tags and then laugh at your own fuck up.
May 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Hey, you tagged me. 🤷♀️
Maybe check your tags and then laugh at your own fuck up.
Maybe check your tags and then laugh at your own fuck up.
Sadly, you tagged the wrong account. I’m not the Former FLOTUS, I’m a completely different First Lady.
I hope that your wife’s needs are addressed and you have the best outcome possible.
I hope that your wife’s needs are addressed and you have the best outcome possible.
May 24, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Sadly, you tagged the wrong account. I’m not the Former FLOTUS, I’m a completely different First Lady.
I hope that your wife’s needs are addressed and you have the best outcome possible.
I hope that your wife’s needs are addressed and you have the best outcome possible.
I highly doubt that i have ever crossed his mind(THANKFULLY!!), but I agree with the sentiment.
Also, wrong First Lady.
Also, wrong First Lady.
May 24, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I highly doubt that i have ever crossed his mind(THANKFULLY!!), but I agree with the sentiment.
Also, wrong First Lady.
Also, wrong First Lady.
You have been on my mind lately, and I wanted to say hi. You BIGLY matter to me. Sending you love and virtual hugs!
May 24, 2025 at 9:47 AM
You have been on my mind lately, and I wanted to say hi. You BIGLY matter to me. Sending you love and virtual hugs!
I concur. 👍
(Also, I’m Michelle O’ BAM Ya- you tagged the wrong First Lady )
(Also, I’m Michelle O’ BAM Ya- you tagged the wrong First Lady )
May 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I concur. 👍
(Also, I’m Michelle O’ BAM Ya- you tagged the wrong First Lady )
(Also, I’m Michelle O’ BAM Ya- you tagged the wrong First Lady )
To be effective, you must tag the right folks… 🤷♀️🤦♀️
#WrongFirstLady
#WrongFirstLady
May 4, 2025 at 6:49 AM
To be effective, you must tag the right folks… 🤷♀️🤦♀️
#WrongFirstLady
#WrongFirstLady
Thanks! I love you too. 💜
Sadly, you have the wrong First Lady. I’m the First Lady of the United Skates of America, Michelle O’BamYa. I wish I were as fabulous as the (former, but ALWAYS) FLOTUS Michelle Obama.
Sadly, you have the wrong First Lady. I’m the First Lady of the United Skates of America, Michelle O’BamYa. I wish I were as fabulous as the (former, but ALWAYS) FLOTUS Michelle Obama.
April 6, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Thanks! I love you too. 💜
Sadly, you have the wrong First Lady. I’m the First Lady of the United Skates of America, Michelle O’BamYa. I wish I were as fabulous as the (former, but ALWAYS) FLOTUS Michelle Obama.
Sadly, you have the wrong First Lady. I’m the First Lady of the United Skates of America, Michelle O’BamYa. I wish I were as fabulous as the (former, but ALWAYS) FLOTUS Michelle Obama.
I’m right here…. Wrong First Lady.
I’m the First Lady of the United SKATES of America.
I’m the First Lady of the United SKATES of America.
March 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I’m right here…. Wrong First Lady.
I’m the First Lady of the United SKATES of America.
I’m the First Lady of the United SKATES of America.
Oh man. I couldn’t even bear to turn on the tv or radio. Still can’t bring myself to watch.
Also, wrong First Lady.
#RollerDerby
Also, wrong First Lady.
#RollerDerby
January 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Oh man. I couldn’t even bear to turn on the tv or radio. Still can’t bring myself to watch.
Also, wrong First Lady.
#RollerDerby
Also, wrong First Lady.
#RollerDerby
The sentiment is one that I very much mirror, but sadly, you have us confused. I’m the First Lady of the United SKATES of America. #RollerDerby
January 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The sentiment is one that I very much mirror, but sadly, you have us confused. I’m the First Lady of the United SKATES of America. #RollerDerby
I just laid around and avoided the world. It wasn’t all that. 🤷♀️😂
January 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I just laid around and avoided the world. It wasn’t all that. 🤷♀️😂
While I appreciate the shoutout, and most certainly didn’t attend or even watch “the ceremony”, I think you may have me, the First Lady of the United SKATES of America, confused with the flyest FLOTUS ever, @michelleobama.bsky.social
January 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
While I appreciate the shoutout, and most certainly didn’t attend or even watch “the ceremony”, I think you may have me, the First Lady of the United SKATES of America, confused with the flyest FLOTUS ever, @michelleobama.bsky.social