Michelle Heller | Indie Horror Author
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Michelle Heller | Indie Horror Author
@michelleheller.bsky.social
Just a local cryptid
(She/Her)
Horror Nerd | Movie Fanatic | General Weirdo

Definitely, totally human, don't worry about it

🚫NO GEN AI🚫

https://linktr.ee/Michelle_Heller
Ooo this seems fun :D

❄️December #promosky ❄️
Michelle • 36 • cis/straight
A local cryptid that writes indie horror novels.

💀Undiagnosed but Something's Spicy
💀Chill gamer
💀Nature lover
💀Movie nerd
💀Music nerd
💀Occasional artist

I don't share photos of myself so here's some doodles 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This tasted awful. Thanksgiving ruined
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
My warning label? Hmm.

Probably this
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The real reason I write so damn slow
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
So obscure, there isn't a gif in the search bar lmao

Slugs was filmed on location in my hometown and it's REAL weird to watch because I recognize every single location. There's even a scene in the restaurant I worked at in high school lol.
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
BASTARD
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I, too, made this mistake but I did choke laughing at this tidbit in my results
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This asshole can't just lay down and let me watch some Star Trek. No. He's gotta sit up and get so close to my face with his weird staring that I gotta hit the fisheye mode on my camera
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
May I offer you a photo of one of my foster kittens in these trying times
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My coping mechanism is memes lmao
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Awesome, awesome questions!

I have a new book out bringing me to two entire titles available! Woo!

Check out SOUR DOE. A man, his beloved donkeys, and a REAL fucked up deer.
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Time for a new pinned post! I have TWO WHOLE titles now, look at meee! Please check these out and make sure to tell other people if you liked them. I want to inflict my madness on many, many humans.

#horrorsky #writesky #indiehorror #indieauthor #comedyhorror
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The great beast's bowl is empty. He laments.
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
@joshuafrantic.bsky.social Dude these are COMFY you were right.

Excellent purchase from @rodeopunkparade.com
November 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This is who runs this account
November 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Mine is a stupid visual gag lol
October 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
10 movies to get to know my taste

Hoo boy. Only 10?! Here's 11, because I'm a rebel.
October 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The Gravastar K1 Mercury Pro is a sexy, sexy keyboard
October 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I bought a game on Steam that gives achievements whose icons are just letters of the alphabet and various symbols. My profile is now perfect.
October 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If you see this post a random picture from your device without explaining it 🤣
October 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Why do these dipshits look like Batman villains from Wish?

Got The Puffin, The Questioner, and Two-Bit over here lmao
October 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
"You have no power here"
October 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Today's #promptober brought out the idiot in me. I apologize for the psychic damage. "I'm In The Woods and The Sky Went Dark" was the prompt.

#horrorcomedy
October 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Name: Michelle
Current read: An unreleased novel 👀
Last show: The Summer Hikaru Died
Last Film: Good Boy (loved it!!)
Fav book this year: Sweet Rena by @martinshannon.bsky.social
Fav watch this year: Heretic, Weapons, Superman

+something spooky!
October 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM