Michel Lee Garrett
@michelleegarrett.bsky.social
Author, editor, poet | Queer, trans, she/her | LGBTQ+ advocate | BOOKS: Born a Ramblin’ Man (Shotgun Honey), Transcendent Love (JKP Books) | Occasionally a pink cat named Princess | Opinions mine | leegarrett.net
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October 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Rooplooce oooll yoor soollaboolls wooth poompkoon spooce
I was just thinking of Frank Black screaming TAAAAAAAAME
October 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I was just thinking of Frank Black screaming TAAAAAAAAME
(Great all-timer album, but The Cure’s Disintegration also came out in 1989, so….)
October 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
(Great all-timer album, but The Cure’s Disintegration also came out in 1989, so….)
I don’t know, I always thought the music was kinda… TAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE
October 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I don’t know, I always thought the music was kinda… TAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE
BUT 🤔 THEN 🤪 YOU 🤟 TAKE 👦😥 MY 💁🏽 75% CHANCE 🚫 OF WINNING 😎 IF WE 👥 WAS TO GO 😜 1 ➗ ON 🎢 1 👍👱 AND THEN 😠 ADD ➕ 66 2/3 👔 %. I 📺 GOT 🤤 A 141 2/3 👔 CHANCE 😱🙅 OF WINNING 🏆 AT SACRIFICE! 😈💪 SENIOR 👴🏼 JOE?THE NUMBERS 🔢 DON'T 🚫🚫 LIE 🤫 AND THEY 🥰 SPELL 💪 DISASTER 😱 FOR 💯🏽 YOU 👈 AT SACRIFICE! 🌽
October 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
BUT 🤔 THEN 🤪 YOU 🤟 TAKE 👦😥 MY 💁🏽 75% CHANCE 🚫 OF WINNING 😎 IF WE 👥 WAS TO GO 😜 1 ➗ ON 🎢 1 👍👱 AND THEN 😠 ADD ➕ 66 2/3 👔 %. I 📺 GOT 🤤 A 141 2/3 👔 CHANCE 😱🙅 OF WINNING 🏆 AT SACRIFICE! 😈💪 SENIOR 👴🏼 JOE?THE NUMBERS 🔢 DON'T 🚫🚫 LIE 🤫 AND THEY 🥰 SPELL 💪 DISASTER 😱 FOR 💯🏽 YOU 👈 AT SACRIFICE! 🌽
BUT 🏾 I, 😀😀 I 👥 GOT ❌ A 66 2/3 👔 CHANCE 😱🙅 OF WINNING 🥇🏅 CAUSE 💋💋 KURT ANGLE 📐 KNOWS 🧠 HE 😺 CAN'T 🙅♂️😶 BEAT 💓 ME 👨🦼 AND HE'S 😮 NOT 🔕 EVEN 🌃 GONNA 💬👋 TRY! 💪😥 SO SAMOA 🇲🇵 JOE 💪🏼 YOU 👈🏽 TAKE 👊 YOUR 👉 33 1/3 🎮 CHANCE 🙅 MINUS ➖ MY 🙋🏻♀️ 25% CHANCE 🚫 AND YOU 👈 GOT 👏 8 🕣 1/3 😏😏 CHANCE 🌜 OF WINNING 🥇🏅 AT SACRIFICE. 😈💪
October 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
BUT 🏾 I, 😀😀 I 👥 GOT ❌ A 66 2/3 👔 CHANCE 😱🙅 OF WINNING 🥇🏅 CAUSE 💋💋 KURT ANGLE 📐 KNOWS 🧠 HE 😺 CAN'T 🙅♂️😶 BEAT 💓 ME 👨🦼 AND HE'S 😮 NOT 🔕 EVEN 🌃 GONNA 💬👋 TRY! 💪😥 SO SAMOA 🇲🇵 JOE 💪🏼 YOU 👈🏽 TAKE 👊 YOUR 👉 33 1/3 🎮 CHANCE 🙅 MINUS ➖ MY 🙋🏻♀️ 25% CHANCE 🚫 AND YOU 👈 GOT 👏 8 🕣 1/3 😏😏 CHANCE 🌜 OF WINNING 🥇🏅 AT SACRIFICE. 😈💪
BUT 🙋 I'M 💯🦆 A GENETIC FREAK 😂😜😝 AND I'M ☝️ NOT 🚫 NORMAL! 😐 SO YOU 😱🤯😳 GOT 🙈 A 25% AT BEST 🌛 AT BEAT 👊 ME! ✋ AND THEN 😪 YOU 👈🏼 ADD ➕ KURT ANGLE 📏 TO THE MIX, 🥄 YOU 👉🙋 THE CHANCES OF WINNING 😎 DRASTIC GO 🦟 DOWN! 🤗 SEE 👀 THE 3 😩 WAY 💅 AT SACRIFICE 😈💪 YOU 😊 GOT 🉐 A 33 1/3 💋 CHANCE 🚫 OF WINNING. 🥇🏅
October 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
BUT 🙋 I'M 💯🦆 A GENETIC FREAK 😂😜😝 AND I'M ☝️ NOT 🚫 NORMAL! 😐 SO YOU 😱🤯😳 GOT 🙈 A 25% AT BEST 🌛 AT BEAT 👊 ME! ✋ AND THEN 😪 YOU 👈🏼 ADD ➕ KURT ANGLE 📏 TO THE MIX, 🥄 YOU 👉🙋 THE CHANCES OF WINNING 😎 DRASTIC GO 🦟 DOWN! 🤗 SEE 👀 THE 3 😩 WAY 💅 AT SACRIFICE 😈💪 YOU 😊 GOT 🉐 A 33 1/3 💋 CHANCE 🚫 OF WINNING. 🥇🏅