Pat Fay...more like Fat Pay!!

I think the post only refers to online interactions, if that's any comfort to you. In person, when you know someone's name because they have told you (rather than because you have read it as part of their username), that is different!

I will be remembered for inventing Romantic Jenga

I would love for the heading "Rent Control Reinforced" to be true, but...we currently have 0 rent stabilization protections in Philadelphia