There are few things that make me as happy as when I get to watch amazing dancers. Ugh, I just think it is beautiful and they are the best elite athletes in the world and I will not hear otherwise. An NFL player has got squat on the athleticism of a prima ballerina y’all.

GREMLINS 2 IS A PERFECT FILM. Do not fight me on this.

Gremlins down, onto the masterpiece that is GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH.

Happiness is two vegan hot dogs, a medium popcorn with movie butter (layered obviously, IYKYK) and a large Coke Zero. 🥰

This is the part that nauseates me the most. A machine can’t think as out of the box as my neurodivergent brain, stop trying to get me to use shortcuts that aren’t going to generate anything worthwhile and won’t save any time in the long run.

They are playing Feist, this show is officially Canadian Enough.

The timeline of this show jumps so quickly all of a sudden during scenes that I need someone to draw me a diagram I’ve lost completely which season/month they are in already.

Really the world’s problems would be solved so much faster if we just let everyone kiss more!!!