You have just reminded me how blocking for color the mesh fences on F is for Family was mindbogglingly interminable.

I don't mean to deride the well-intentioned gesture, and absolutely would not be making fun like this if you'd opened with "this is great, I love it", mind.

It's that dog collar everyone is angry at Hasan Piker about, but for yourself?

Mandatory job hunting last summer resulted in Intuit repeatedly sending me this offer to join group training in (I think) helping customers navigate their Turbo Tax over the phone.

That in conjunction with this chills me to the bone.

(I got a job elsewhere before I had to resort to that.)

They... remarketed handshake buzzers?

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Wha?

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Is there another set of Simpsons we don't know about?