These freaking guys. I'm buying stock in whichever big pharma makes Xanax. Also eddys and let's not forget the gin chaser but the best gin is made in the UK. GD it!

What is this TikTok thing of putting salmon sperm on your face? I won't kink shame but a fish bukakke? Nah. Just nah.

Me after watching the intels testimony.

@aoc.bsky.social I have a question. The money Trump is trying to collect for the egg roll sponsorship, where will that money go? Who gets it?

I hate when I misspell something. "Did you mean---?" You know I do! You're way smarter than me! When I touch YOUR face you say songs and memes, babies cursing and cats! OMG the cats. When my face gets touched I say "Ew!" and roll up like a potato bug.

Things to think about instead of the clusterf*** that is this administration. If land lines use wires to receive calls how can I call them on my cell? Hmm. Why do plastic cups take longer to dry than glass cups? Hmm.

Made an omelet for brunch. Turned out pretty good, I think.

Just deleted my FB. Suddenly my soul feels lighter. The air smells better. My formerly depression and anxiety riddled brain is beginning to calm down. Meta needs to pick better friends.