As always, I feel sorry for the kids.

Being the ringmaster of a nightly circus isn't the accomplishment Abby thinks it is.

But I'm an unwashed rube, so what do I know?

I hated that show in its initial run, and folks looked at me sideways. When I hear some of the same folks now say it makes them cringe, I feel so vindicated.

That's why I laugh when people talk about a general strike. America just is not built for that level of sacrifice.

#Goals

Almost a cliche at this point that people who don't even go here got all this mouth.

Does grocery shopping count? If not, nope.

Funny thing is I waited until yesterday because I figured the supermarket would be empty. Unfortunately, everyone seemed to have the same idea.

Haven't tagged them in a minute. Lemme poke them.

What's good, Nancy?

Blocked for unbelievable stupidity

I ain't even mad. Anyone who wants to break bread with this human garbage absolutely deserves this.