@michealbeach.bsky.social
...mostly here for the memes😏...my opinions are my own😌, but my facts are debatable🧐,...follow for lukewarm takes😉👍
Peace of mind > Proving a point. You’ll understand when you get tired of being right all the time.
September 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Peace of mind > Proving a point. You’ll understand when you get tired of being right all the time.
Drop a random fact that sounds fake but is actually true 👇
September 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Drop a random fact that sounds fake but is actually true 👇
Me: I’ll sleep early tonight.
Also me at 3am: 👀
Also me at 3am: 👀
September 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Me: I’ll sleep early tonight.
Also me at 3am: 👀
Also me at 3am: 👀
Pro tip: Never argue with someone committed to misunderstanding you. Just block & sip water. 🚰😌😅
September 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Pro tip: Never argue with someone committed to misunderstanding you. Just block & sip water. 🚰😌😅
Which one hurts more? 👀
a) Low battery🔋
b) No WiFi📶
c) Waiting 3 hours for a reply😅
a) Low battery🔋
b) No WiFi📶
c) Waiting 3 hours for a reply😅
September 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Which one hurts more? 👀
a) Low battery🔋
b) No WiFi📶
c) Waiting 3 hours for a reply😅
a) Low battery🔋
b) No WiFi📶
c) Waiting 3 hours for a reply😅
Why do I keep opening the fridge like new food will magically appear?🤔😂
September 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Why do I keep opening the fridge like new food will magically appear?🤔😂
New city, new vibe, new account. If you see me here, act like you know me already. 😌✨ #NewBeginnings
September 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
New city, new vibe, new account. If you see me here, act like you know me already. 😌✨ #NewBeginnings