micheal
@michealauston.bsky.social
one hand on your round, ripe heart
the process to reclassify was started in 2022 under Biden
December 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
the process to reclassify was started in 2022 under Biden
does this doofus have any other expression at all? is his face stuck like that?
December 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
does this doofus have any other expression at all? is his face stuck like that?
i hate how i pause peacock to go get a snack and come back and there is now a 65” billboard in my living room
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
i hate how i pause peacock to go get a snack and come back and there is now a 65” billboard in my living room
just a reminder that his own poor jewish non-english speaking family immigrated here in 1903 from what is now belarus just a couple years before the stephen millers of the time blocked jewish refugees, and they assimilated just fine and became wealthy over a few generations
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
just a reminder that his own poor jewish non-english speaking family immigrated here in 1903 from what is now belarus just a couple years before the stephen millers of the time blocked jewish refugees, and they assimilated just fine and became wealthy over a few generations
i don’t understand how this dude is only 40 years old
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i don’t understand how this dude is only 40 years old
she meant “instruction”
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
she meant “instruction”
i’ll never get past Shapiro’s Obama impersonation, it gives me secondhand embarrassment and outright copying some other dude’s speaking style and mannerisms doesn’t exactly scream “authentic” to me
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i’ll never get past Shapiro’s Obama impersonation, it gives me secondhand embarrassment and outright copying some other dude’s speaking style and mannerisms doesn’t exactly scream “authentic” to me
there’s also the part where even if it were to pass and get signed into law this administration could just withhold funding anyway because nothing matters anymore
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
there’s also the part where even if it were to pass and get signed into law this administration could just withhold funding anyway because nothing matters anymore
your legacy will be cowardice and ineptitude in a time when Americans desperately need the opposite, fuck you forever you weak old bitch
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
your legacy will be cowardice and ineptitude in a time when Americans desperately need the opposite, fuck you forever you weak old bitch
looking like he's scoping out a suspected shoplifter at Walmart
November 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
looking like he's scoping out a suspected shoplifter at Walmart
i can see a difference in dark mode, makes the side panels in apps like Finder quite a bit darker
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
i can see a difference in dark mode, makes the side panels in apps like Finder quite a bit darker
what the fuck is up with his valley girl inflections? is this why he typically yells instead of speaking normally?
October 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
what the fuck is up with his valley girl inflections? is this why he typically yells instead of speaking normally?
they changed it because they’ve lost over 16% of their customer base over the past few years and needed to try and change things up, MAGA doesn’t actually give a shit about CB and isn’t going start patronizing them, you’d think that these companies would figure this out by now
August 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
they changed it because they’ve lost over 16% of their customer base over the past few years and needed to try and change things up, MAGA doesn’t actually give a shit about CB and isn’t going start patronizing them, you’d think that these companies would figure this out by now
the 4th dimension is smell
August 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
the 4th dimension is smell
just a regular ol' cowboy workin' on the farm in his big ol' truck
June 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
just a regular ol' cowboy workin' on the farm in his big ol' truck
imagine being rich as hell and in your final few years and spending your energy trying to make sure that poor people suffer more than they already do
June 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
imagine being rich as hell and in your final few years and spending your energy trying to make sure that poor people suffer more than they already do
breaker breaker come in moondog we are losing altitude alpha tango four nine
June 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
breaker breaker come in moondog we are losing altitude alpha tango four nine
can’t fart at the bank because of woke 👨🏻🦳
June 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
can’t fart at the bank because of woke 👨🏻🦳
the famously non-political genres of metal, punk, rock and grunge
June 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
the famously non-political genres of metal, punk, rock and grunge
why are we not tricking them into eating funnier stuff like lead
June 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
why are we not tricking them into eating funnier stuff like lead
elon has absolutely said “the bacon narwhals at midnight” out loud
May 31, 2025 at 5:21 AM
elon has absolutely said “the bacon narwhals at midnight” out loud
if just try to find at least one new thing every run and follow threads you discover and it will start coming together, you’ll know when to take notes because you’ll either figure out or be told that there is a pattern that is way too much to remember so you write it down and eventually work it out
April 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
if just try to find at least one new thing every run and follow threads you discover and it will start coming together, you’ll know when to take notes because you’ll either figure out or be told that there is a pattern that is way too much to remember so you write it down and eventually work it out