"Elon Musk" sounds like a shitty cologne that trump is trying to sell to his idiot followers for a couple hundred bucks an ounce.

Pretty sure at this point that the reason several of the nominees for this cabinet were so excited is that they grossly misunderstood the phrase "drill baby drill".

As this new administration ramps up it’ll be interesting to see if the new climate change policy of STICKING YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN THE SAND will pay off these next four years.

If the winners of the Pop Tarts Bowl eat a giant pop tart, what do the winners of the Snoop Dogg Bowl do to celebrate?

I see people describing this week between Christmas & New Years as "wandering around aimlessly, occasionally eating cheese & not knowing exactly what day it is", and damned if that doesn't perfectly describe what retirement has been like for me this past year.

A while back someone on twitter posted:

Imagine if every time I climaxed I shouted "HEAVENS TO MURGATROYD!!!"

and I'm pretty sure I'll be giggling about that for the rest of my life.

As someone who's average looking on the best of days, it always amuses me when I see attractive people bragging about their looks.

Sit down, gorgeous-you literally had nothing to do with it.

Beautifully said, agree 100%

I'm still on twitter, but the brain drain from that site these past few weeks has been quite something to watch. What's left is probably best described as the wild wild west with a gas leak-so much so that anyone still active over there who is completely miserable is probably a good follow.

It's weird how all those people I went to school with are getting so old.

I’m new here but I made a starter pack of all the MAGA accounts I know of that aren’t annoying dipshits:

[end of list]

Touche universe-I tuned in to Netflix last night hoping for a little nostalgia from the 90's. Buffering was so bad I gave up & went to bed, just like the old days...

Just flew in here from twitter and boy are my arms tired.