Man, I hope there are still a few people reading for pleasure. Otherwise all this time spent in my office has been good for my mental health, but very bad for my wallet.

I just say good. It's often a lie, but it gets me out of that question quickly and painlessly, so works for me.
Is it bad that in most social situations, I'm really only thinking of ways to get out of said situation without upsetting anyone?

Happy Birthday

He's got a lot of evidence to back that thought up.

I'm also partial to The Running Man.

And when he comes out of the time portal. "Damn Carl, your hands."
"Yeah, I see them, they're very big."

I put two and two together and decided you're pissing me off.

Once upon a time... now I'm bald and grey.

That damn childhood disease